JOKE OF THE DAY
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Please, no more Brexit extentions after 31 January 2020. It’s now 3 and a half years since the UK voted to leave the EU, yet it seems that no progress has been made due to the fact that Remainers are not willing to accept the result of the referendum.
This has gone on long enough now. JUST GET BREXIT DONE!
Dave Pinfold, Stockport
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TO MPs: WHATEVER YOU DO DON’T TRY TO ORGANISE A P*** UP IN A BREWERY FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS PARTY. FIREBIRD
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I once voted for the Monster Raving Loony Party. I never thought they’d get in but they have!
OLD JOE
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I think under 70s should be banned from Glasto so us old hippies can get into Hawkwind,
If Corbyn won an election he would punish big companies with heavy taxation, creating mass job losses, his Marxist plans for the country would create extreme poverty for some people, as he and his labour party pursue a Stalinist ideology that destroys the capitalist system that creates jobs. Frank
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Al-Baghdadi cowardly IS leader did NOT die like a dog coz dogs are brave and die with dignity. It’s IS scum who die whimpering and screaming. But beware that IS still exists and will avenge their leader’s death. Ex Sgt B Waite
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So the grenfell tower disaster report slams the fire brigade. how dare they? Those lads and lasses did their utmost and more including their leader. Imagine her position having to make such horrible decisions as it was unfolding. It wasn’t the brigade who designed and built the tower. robtin
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why do people have a go at gerwyn price? at least he’s not a money-making robot. mr coffee
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Does anyone else hate it that many football club shops have stopped selling retro shirts and have replaced them with cycling attire.
Porcupine Fizzy
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To the lot who spent 30k of taxpayers money on “gull-proof bins”. any chance of some gull-proof chips? GREASY LIL
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Giraffes are gay? story. Witnit
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A CYCLIST RIDING WRONG WAY UP M1. HE TOLD POLICE GOD’S WITH ME. HE WAS FINED FOR 2 ON A BIKE. PETE THE BLADE
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The Politically Correct Brigade tried to stop me fishing so now I do it at a nudist beach. No-one there complains when I get my tackle out. ROBIN
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Turns out seaweed is really good for you. So my advice is, if you’re ever in trouble, sea kelp.
Maurice Minor said grandson
My you do to me “can of a frog”. the sound he said I said “why”, when “my dad said we will all you croak get some money”.
My wife April and her bestie Martha. Ray Chapman
That’s a tall