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■ its goin2b EASY pickings4 pool wed against a team with defenders who r2scared2tackle! r they called the ‘toffees’ cos they hav soft centres?

zammo, lfc

■ ive NEVER seen ANYTHIN as funny as i did sat when manc comedian milly was jumpin up&down on his mob-phone in frustration outside st james park!

toon tom

■ Has anybody else noticed how devoid the column is of all the plebs who love slagging LIVERPOOL F.C.? I wonder why that is.???

anon

■ To the Village Idiot, can you do me a favour and look up a stat on your beloved laptop. What was the Chelski v West Ham result on Saturday? LMFAO. FLOYD the Hammer

■ To CFC1 and all you chelski and Gooners idiots, any man that can Anger and worry millions of Arsenal and Chelsea fans at the signin Tony of THFC

■ Rowley, don’t wish a manager of the month on the baggies. Look at the stats. Manager of the month is usually the pin in a voodoo doll. DCFC DAVE

■ LOOK at all da armchair kopites creep into da DS column now we are toppa da prem. None of ewes own Ssn tkts so get back 2 watching darts.

Pfft.

■ London’s finest Chelsea and spurs will always be smaller clubs than arsenal forever in arsenals shadow anon

■ a message to that sad little spurs boy tony. u r a fool u cant spell to save your life and get it right u get destroyed on 21. u mug u want to sing about jose how sad – why he chose u lot i will never know. he got sacked by that sad lot man and then joins a joke outfit. tony where r u in table? lol where is your big cup the one u lost to liverpool? chelsea have one no ather london club has that is why we r top dogs. will take u apart so jog on boy

massive blue lion