Get over the election – the Tories won fair and square
Any chance of a pic of Miss hot legs Alessandra Ambrosio? What a beauty
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Demonstrators in Westminster waving placards saying ‘defy Tory rule.’.. you sort of get the idea from that, that had Labour won the election, the sort of Britain we would be living in. We had a democratic vote... one party won an overwhelming majority... GET OVER IT... you only have to look at post-election comments by the likes of Laura Pidcock and Emily Thornberry to understand why we, the public, voted as we did. gts
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Hope boris johnson keeps his pledges & they don’t evaporate into thin air. Otherwise a lot of turkeys have just voted 4 xmas. angst
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Wow at it again sturgeon 45 per cent of the votes cast in scotland is not a mandate for independence. blue town boy
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At least Scotland will have the lifeboat to escape Brexit, I feel sad for the rest of the UK who have to put up with liars, cheats and facists in power. WURZEL
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Why are people fooled by three-word phrases – get Brexit done, make America great, build a wall. Too many people out there are easy prey. Stevie, m/ well
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So the dust has now settled and it appears we’ll be getting brexit after all. I hope this is a lesson to all those idiot parliamentarians who thought they could block the will of the people by persistently preventing the agreement going through parliament!
Hugh Anchor
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Loved that photo of Rees-Mogg and his son at the polling station funniest thing I’ve seen in ages heaven help us. Pompeyjohn
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Get my Labour Party back to the way it was kick out Momentum & all the commies let
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Dexter trying to be Elton John. Colin Reavely them form their own party and see how they get on. OAP
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Nigel Farage is claiming success in the wake of yet another defeat! Another legend in his own head, lol. What else is he claiming apart from the Tory win and Brexit? I’m sure Johnson will be kissing his feet – not! VOTER
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Farage quick to heap praise on himself and his party for the part they played in winning the election. Didn’t need Boris!! Joe, Bolton
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Wada bottled dealing with the Russian athletics drug cheats. Political interference. how can ‘clean’ athletes be tested?
george
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Summer Monteys-Fullam says she’s a former barmaid – anybody know what work she does now? No. Phil the plum
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Words the Queen doesnt want to hear from Prince Andrew: ‘Mum can I ask some American friends to Sandringham over xmas?’ Andyyork
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Alcohol was my dad’s answer to everything. He didn’t drink; he was just lousy at quizzes,
Hayden Wigan
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My family luv a laugh, and like to smile, which is a rare commodity in these humourless times. keep making us smile.
momma towel
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whats the difference between santa claus and a knight – one slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh. tony worksop
So East Midlands folk are the biggest duvet hoggers. They should all try sleeping with my Wife.
LEO, LEEDS
Just heard some great news, – from January, BMW are fitting indicators to all of their new 2020 models. Also, dealers are offering FREE training to owners on how to use this new innovative invention.
FLOYD
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Ten inch penis-fish – there’s not a lot a bloke can say about them without sounding jealous! AL
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As someone who has travelled the length and breadth of egypt in my quest of all things ancient egyptian i must rank mo salah alongside ramses the great/queen hapshepsut and of course king tut!! surely wiv his wages/bonuses/ sponsors deals he must be able to buy egypt lock stock and barrel!!! What a buy. robtin