FALLON TO RISE AGAIN
Darts star on a double
HERE’S a tip for you this festive season – Mariah Carey does not want you for Christmas at all.
In fact, all she wants is a restraining order against me.
Talk about misleading your fans. This news also upset my girlfriend who wasn’t happy with my crush on the US singing star.
During an argument I asked her to describe me in five words.
She said: “I’m mature, I’m moral, I’m pure, I’m polite and I’m perfect.”
Then she said I had a fundamental lack of understanding of apostrophes and spaces.
But who needs her anyway as I have FALLON in love with a female darts player.
Fallon Sherrock threw a Cupid’s arrow through my heart as she rocked the darts world at Alexandra Palace.
The 25-year-old chucked tungsten like a champ and became the first woman to win a match at the William Hill World Championships.
And long may it continue. There’s no reason why women can’t mix it at the top level with the men.
If my girlfriend is as good at throwing darts as she is at throwing wobblers then she is a future world champion in the making.
I reckon the ladies should be accompanied to the oche with a hunky model. Maybe then we can get the walk-on girls back on our screens.
Sherrock has by far been the highlight of the tournament – and I will be cheering her on when she faces Mensur Suljovic tonight.
She’s a massive outsider but after her performance to beat Ted Evetts I reckon she could be in with a shout. SHERROCK TO WIN: William Hill – 14-1