JOKE OF THE DAY

Tom

Collins

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The rest of EU countries should follow us and Leave the Brussels Bullyboys they will be best off without them. May Day

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I5 or so years some feckless ‘scientist’ recreated the so called Spanish flu virus which massacred millions post WWI, my gran’dad said it was some sort of mustard gas gone wrong, his take on germ warfare. Now about this Novid-l9 . .

Trev B

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How much proof do people need that the pm is heartless – ask the people who have lost every thing in these floods. Kerry

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The very least you can do Boris is shelve HS2. Restore the public’s confidence. ALL the flood victims need your help RIGHT NOW. EBG

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If we want a trade deal by the end of this year, why has the government

Mooseman

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He saw he went he won. l love every inch of Tyson’s 6ft 9 inches – rock on fury. Liverpool Jackie

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I’m amazed the political correct morons haven’t stepped in and stopped Tyson Fury calling himself the Gypsy King. Tyson the Traveller perhaps? Nastycol

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No more running off to America because your scared fury, just to fight bums for a easy belt! Time for you to face AJ!!!

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Tyson Fury hard? There’s snow up here and some of the blokes are walking about in shorts – numb nuts comes to mind.

AL, Durham

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They mentioned Tyson fury in the same breath as Muhammad Ali how dare they not a patch on Ali. Rab Fife

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tyson delivers in style Diane Abbott to step down and hopefully Harry and megan waving goodbye can it get any better? LJ

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Re: neal blackpool. No Harry won’t let go. What Meghan wants, Meghan gets. And she gets Harry where she wants him. Back in the USA. Lorraine of Hoo

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which would you rather be: a bee or a wasp ? pete the blade

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A new owner has been confirmed for struggling West Ham United. Sheikh Anvac has vowed to ‘bring the freshness back’ to the club. Gary Williams Middlesbrough

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It would be a good idea if the goverment got all these lags out to mend pot holes as long as they arent a danger to the public. Kerry

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please can someone help gemma collins. The poor woman really needs help. shirley pops

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Re: bonehead. the reason the unions have done nothing about zero hours is idiots keep voting tory. dd

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went to athens last week fell over and broke my leg. came a right acropolis. Siddy Nottingham

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Re: Phil Southend. escaping the hosepipe ban? maybe not. It could be the wrong sort of rain. Paul Kent

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Re: Beryl and beards. Just for you i’ve shaved my beard off, can’t say it’s made much difference though.

Wooly Mammoth friend if I asked my the council he had seen cats workmen putting road. the main eyes in on but who He said: “Yes pay for is going to electric?” the

Bricky Dave

My spoiled dogs on the bed. Staffie Millie and newly adopted ex racing greyhound Bumpy. Sonia .