JOKE OF THE DAY

in ordered octopus The restaurant. a

“It takes four waiter said:

I asked: hours to cook.” replied: “Why?” He live we cook it “Because the turning and it keeps gas off!” tony worksop

IAnother nail in

Harry and the climate coffin, in the last three weeks he has flown thousands of miles and each time he appears he bangs his drum on damage to the climate. Kettle and pot spring to mind. Stockton jeff

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Great we have another young person Naomi Seibt who says Greta Thunberg is talking rubbish on climate change and I back her. its a cycle in the world we will have another ice age in 100yrs and the snowflakes will not know what to do to survive. Anon

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Biff Byford Get well soon hope 2 see u up & rocking again

Friend’s daughter with our dogs they love her. David Gordon

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To Tracy, you say tax evasion wud end poverty in Britain, well wot about the 14 billion given to Eastern countries every year, I think that might help a bit dont you? Geoff

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Pete, crazy question, but being a BEE, at least they collect pollen, contributing to the environment, and we get nice honey! me

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Re Dick Turpin. Unions? Haha. I were part of a union, when I needed their help they left me to it and paid a hefty monthly fee for that attitude. Only good thing about my situation now, never have to be part of a union again. Jedda St helens

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I notice you have ur favourite idiot txters yet despite txting most days never get published ive been with u since ur inception by the way editor. RU LISTENING DAILY STAR stop putting ur favourites I will put this online as u ignore ur readers. mofman

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How do Cadbury’s measure a glass and a half of milk in each bar of chocolate, and how big is the glass? Ray, Keighley