GC’s funny little Gems
On the paranormal: “I see ghosts all the time... I’m actually a white witch... I can do Tarot cards and all that.”
On happiness: “Hug a tree, you can get the most amazing energy.”
To love interest James Argent: “Take a look... you ain’t ever gonna get this candy!”
On her bits: “I’m mega confident, because I know I’ve got a designer vagina.”
On social media: “We ain’t living in The Truman Show. It’s not perfect every day.”
On her hair: “Straighteners are what weirdos use.”
On fashion: “You know what, Lady Gaga don’t explain her outfits, nor does Celine Dion and nor does the GC.”
On her assets: “I’ve got brains, beauty and booty, and if they’re not gonna come and grab this up well then… whatever!”
On ponies: “I want pink ones with glitter in their hair.”
On always carrying a handheld mirror: “Just in case you get any bogeys up your nose and you’re talking to someone.”
On Celebrity Big Brother food: “I’ve never seen gruel in my life.”
On drinks: “Tea and coffee’s everything. Can I make you a tea?’ It’s like saying, ‘Can I give you a grand?’”
On her love life: “None of my boyfriends have ever had driving licences because they’ve all been dodgy.”
On falling off stage at the Radio 1 Teen Awards: “I’ve always said I’m like Bridget Jones.”
After criticism on TV’s Dancing On Ice: “Move on. Boring.”
On her vocabulary: “I’m a massive fan of the dictionary.”
On her accent: “We all speak like this, I did go to elocution lessons once though.”
On cars: “After the first Range Rover I went on to have another four or five.”
On doing I’m A Celebrity: “I might become like Bear Grylls.”
On illness: “I feel like I’ve got malaria. My poo is bright fluorescent yellow.”
Before quitting the Jungle: “People that murdered get treated better than this. Even a murderer gets fed three times a day.”
On The Tortoise And The Hare fable: “It’s like the turtle and the slug or the horse and the rabbit...”
On Christmas gifts: “A lifetime supply of toilet rolls… The more famous I become, the more normal I need things around me.”
On celebrity: “I’m Gemma Collins. I’m 34, I’ve earned my divaship.”
On fame: “They start grabbing me and touching me. They go absolutely crazy.”
On its consequences: “You think you’re Mariah Carey sometimes.”
On home: “I have a few fake addresses but no-one will ever know where I truly live.”
On her autobiography: “My book’s gonna be bigger than the Bible.”