Star Trek UFO found in Texas
Hit and Miss for Anthony BORG SPACESHIP CAUGHT ON VID
NEW Yorker Anthony Ciccarelli accidentally shot his girlfriend at the end of a steakhouse dinner date – setting off a stolen handgun when he reached in his pocket for his wallet.
Ciccarelli, 19, says he inadvertently pulled the trigger on the Ruger 9mm when he went to pay the bill and hit Celeste Haynie in the leg.
The couple drove off, but pulled over half-amile away to get help. He faces up to seven years in prison if convicted of endangerment.
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FORKLIFT driver Donnie Snider, left, has tattooed his entire body in blue ink to look like a real-life Smurf. When asked why, the 26-yearold Canadian said: “Questions from strangers about my genitals have increased by like 10,000%.
“To be honest, I just like the look of it. I thought it would be neat. It’s definitely striking, and I think it’s a beautiful colour.”
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ATTEMPTS by Florida police to round up a fugitive on the loose since late January have so far proved udderly useless.
Pembroke Pines cops have been wanting to capture an escaped dairy cow but so far it has eluded them.
The police department tweeted: “Wanted: Unknown Cow. Description: Female cow. Brown with a white head. Faster than it looks. Talented fence jumper. Enjoys pools.”
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ONE of the last known copies of a games console that never came to market, the Nintendo Play Station, sold for £283,000 at auction.
Vintage games collector Greg Mclemore, 51, said: “It’s the single most expensive thing I’ve ever bought outside of a house.
“I believe I got a great deal. To me it was worth it, especially when combined with the rest of my collection, the whole of which tells a story I want to save for society.”
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FORGET about being crazy in love – Surena Henry is just plain crazy.
The 48-year-old, below, was charged with unlawful taking of a motor vehicle and resisting arrest.
After being pulled over by New Mexico police, she told them she was pop singer Beyoncé Knowles.
It led Henry, of Las Cruces, to also be slapped with a concealing identity charge.
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Richard, my local barman, offered his latest observation on humanity this week. “Google Earth allows you to go and see anywhere in the world. So what do you do? You go and look at your house.” He’s got a point.
STAR Trek fans are going wild for a UFO video that seems to depict a perfectly square “Borg Cube” from the hit TV series.
The clip, filmed close to the top secret White Sands military base in Texas, shows a strange object in the sky that looks just like the scary alien spaceship.
It comes as the Borg appear in the hit new Picard series on Amazon Prime.
The aliens originally appeared on Star Trek: The Next Generation and coined the catchphrase “Resistance is futile”.
Their mission was to assimilate other beings into their “Collective”.
Jack Greminger said on Facebook: “It’s a Borg cube, we’re doomed I tell you, doomed. Resistance is futile.”
Sebastian Meusel wrote: “Where is my cat? I don’t want him to be assimilated.”
And Mike Drennan said: “It’s the Borg, but when they arrived and saw what we were like as a species, they had no interest in adding our biological and technological distinctiveness to their own immediately left.”
The video starts with images of the black cube emerging from clouds over the city of El Paso from “a black hole-type portal”.
A narrator claims that two independent witnesses confirmed sightings of the Cube. and