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To all the workers going back to work this week – well done and enjoy. hospitalit­y workers back on 4th july, like me n all! Anfield Cat

surely there must be a case for reducing state pension age to 65 help younger people get work and protect older workers. tim pittway in manchester

Children have been off school at home for months so why are they still having Summer Holidays ? Anon

So who is picking up the bill for Harry and Megan’s security bill of £7000 a day? - that’s a cool £2,555,000 a year! Certainly not them I would imagine, although they could quite easily afford to do so. Geo Durham

Just watching the TV news about people leaving tons of litter in parks and public places. Young adults today have been bought up with no discipline at home or school and now are only interested in what is going on with their mobile phones. Is there any wonder? CHARLTON GARRY.

DOM Raab claims, “cities may be locked down’’ by force (in case of 2nd C-l9 spike) we’ve “definitely got the ability’’. Meanwhile another DOM is in the wings p***ing himself laffing – he’s the one with non-terminable Cronyvirus. Trev Bromby

men remember the virus can thrive in ur beards 4 wks! Do clean up and shave b4 u step out in public!!!

Beryl

That dictator fella from North Korea Kim Far Flung or whatever tried to force his hairstyle on the people once. Boris is now forcing his style on us by keeping the hairdresse­rs on lockdown! Willo

It’s good to see that beef is still the top (Shouldn’t that be topside?) choice for a roast dinner. When the lockdown is finally over, many people will have a family get-together with this classic family meal. Dave P, Stockport

During this difficult time, accept what IS, let go of what WAS, and have faith in WHAT WILL BE. I’m a believer. Anon

Who r these snowflakes. they r just like the virus we need to get rid of them also we need the girls back on tv shows like play your cards right and f1 girls etc. Poetic Justice Luton

Mike Tyson must b punch drunk if he thinks of a comeback at 53 is ok. He was good in his prime now he shud put his experience 2 gud use and train a young talent.

GINNY P

Think they should release Charles Bronson from prison. murderers, paedophile­s & rapists don’t serve as long as him. SNAKEBITE

murderer or not, has Charles Bronson ever shown any remorse for his crimes? If not he’s not much different from Peter Sutcliffe etc! W/V

A missionary knelt down to pray before being eaten by a tiger only to find the tiger kneeling down bedside him – “aren’t you going to eat me?” he said to the tiger – the tiger replied “of course I am, I’m just saying grace!” Stewie/geoff. Tursdale, Co Durham

Find a man who strokes your hair and says how soft it is and doesn’t even care that it’s on your legs.

Bricky Dave

the seven Dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of six one of them isn’t happy. The Derbyshire Man

my mate must be clever because he is always helping the police with their inquiries. tony worksop

I got hit in the head with a can of drink yesterday. Luckily it was a soft drink. Keeley R

velcro? thats

towel so My mate is recently stupid. He all smashed up because his crockery the he heard that comes coronaviru­s from China!

arip off. momma

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