Mystic Mac’s time travels
COMIC Michael Mcintyre turns into Doctor Who this weekend and goes back in time to re-visit 2019.
He sees a clairvoyant to ask what the future holds for him in a hilarious sketch about life before Covid-19.
The mystic tells him that in 2020 he will become a “substitute teacher and amateur hairdresser”.
But he warns: “I see you in a shop by the till and you’re very, very nervous.
“You are wearing a mask on your face and gloves on your hands.
“You will spend many months inside and only be allowed out for one exercise per day.”
Michael gasps: “Oh my god. I’m going to be in prison for robbery!”
When Michael asks for bookies’ tips which he can make money on, he’s told: “The winner of Strictly
Dancing 2023 will be Chris Whitty with a cha cha cha.” The puzzled comic asks: “Who?” And when quizzed about how Team GB will fare at The Olympics, the clairvoyant sees “a British athlete who has many many medals... it is a 99-year-old pensioner walking
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TV viewers aren’t turning in to hear the forecast from BBC hunky weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker.
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It seems his lockdown locks have become the new talking point rather than news about sunshine and showers... around his
Zimmer frame.”
The funnyman recorded the sketch for his BBC One series Michael Mcintyre’s Big Laughs on Saturday at 8.15pm, which will show the best bits from his Big Show. garden using a
...meanwhile, Doctor Who star David Tennant hates his wild barnet, which he’s sporting in his new BBC One lockdown comedy called Staged next week.
He moaned: “I look like Stig of the Dump.”