Amber Turd lays the blame on Johnny Crap
LIBEL TRIAL’S ‘POO-DUNIT’
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The crew managed to free embarrassed Layani with the help of washing up liquid.
JOHNNY Depp’s libel trial became a “poodunit” last night after Amber Heard suggested the Hollywood star was behind the mystery dump discovered in his bed.
Heard, 34, released a statement denying she was to blame for the stool found in the LA penthouse they shared and appeared to point the finger at the actor.
She said Depp “discussed committing such a prank for years beforehand and it plays to his lavatorial and abusive sense of humour”.
Depp, 57, had walked out the night before after a bust-up when he was late for a dinner party.
He admitted swapping messages with one of his staff about the deposit where they joked about
“Amber Turd”.
But Depp told the High
Court in London the stool was “one of the most absurd unexpected statements” he had witnessed.
Sasha Wass QC, representing the publisher
Depp is suing, suggested one of their terriers was the true culprit. But Depp said:
“I was convinced that it was either Miss Heard or one of her cohorts.’’
Heard later issued a denial she was to blame. A spokesman for the actress said: “This accusation completely untrue.” Depp is suing UK publisher News Group Newspapers Ltd and journalist Dan Wootton for libel over an article which called him a wife-beater. Heard says Depp attacked her at least 14 times before their relationship ended in divorce in 2017. The hearing continues. is