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A FARMER who disguised himself as a woman has been arrested after being accused of defacing the grave of his former neighbour.
Joseph Stroud, 78, was spotted by a secret camera, set up by his rival’s family, visiting the final resting place of Fred Mckinney in Benton County, Arkansas, before allegedly dumping 16 animal carcasses while wearing a lady’s wig.
He has been charged with defacing objects of public respect. Stroud denies the accusations.
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eagle in Escanaba, Michigan, took exception to the Department of Environment staff sticking their beaks in.
As they carried out an aerial survey over Lake Michigan, the bird got into a flap, attacking their drone and sending it crashing to a watery grave.
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A TEXAS appeals court has overturned its own ruling on the state’s strip club “pole tax”.
Jiggle joints were exempt from the law which required owners to pay certain fees if the dancers were clothed.
But now girls wearing “bikini-latex” – a liquid applied to their bodies which covers their breasts – have been classed to be “performing sexually oriented businesses” which is subject to the £3.80-per-customer state tax.
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FORGET drive-by crimes in Alabama, Gwendolyn Braswell it is all about drive-thru.
The 42-year-old stayed behind the wheel of a Pontiac Sunfire as she allegedly drove into a Home Depot, which is like a B&Q, stealing items as she went.
The heist was recorded by surveillance cameras inside the store in Trussville.
Once found, she is facing multiple charges, including burglary and criminal mischief.
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AS the US presidential election campaign heats up, candidates are doing their best to discredit their rivals – none more so than Donald Trump. This week, old footage emerged showing that even his son was taught a harsh lesson.
Don Jr said President Trump, right, would send him to classes at the age of four with his number one rule ringing in his ears:
“Don’t trust anyone, ever.”
AMERICANS now have a new sweet to get their teeth into – turkey dinner flavoured candy corn. What next?
DID you know vending machines are twice as dangerous as sharks, killing more people each year? No, nor me, until my barman Richard enlightened me.