Daily Star

So scared by Spice Girls when they sang

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FRIGHTENIN­G? Mel C

So mel c reckons men were petrified of the spice girls the only thing I was petrified of was when they released a new record

Fifth Beatle

Anyone know if Gary Lineker actually invited any refugees into his home like he stated he would? I only ask because he seems to have gone quiet on the matter. LEO F

Wondered how long it would take BBC to put Phil Tufnell of Question of Sport to presenter of Cricket. Jobs for the boys. DICK TURNIP

I’m a celeb, with no jungle, could end up like ch 4s celebrity who dares wins, without the swearing! Ant and dec will have to be at their brilliant best to save it.

Ann

On Pointless a question was name TV talent shows from their initials. I got one wrong. I thought BGT was Basingstok­e’s Galloping Tortoises. Steve. London

Scuba Teesside: best sign I’ve seen in a van lately was “No hand signals, driver eating Yorkie Bar.” Geo, Durham

Misheard lyrics, in Queens Bohemian Rhapsody there’s a line that sounds like “spare him his life for his pork sausages”.

FLOYD

Fantastic D/star thurs page 6 political putdowns. Those politician­s quips were brilliant. Let’s have more plz Star. Snipper

Loved the politics quotes in the Star. You can’t trust them but politician­s can be clever and funny sometimes. Frank, Notts

photo of the gorilla with her new baby at Bristol zoo, I just want to say that was an amazing photo who ever took that photo should win an award. Scart 1666

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