Foster’s? Not in my pub
A PUB boss has hit out at “horrible” Foster’s drinkers telling them to “p*** off somewhere else”.
Tim Foster, who shares his name with the budget Aussie lager, said: “There’s some people that just shouldn’t be allowed out.”
The self- styled “head of being awesome” at the Yummy Pub Co spoke out after being overwhelmed during the Government’s Eat Out To Help Out scheme. He said: “We’ve seen people we wouldn’t normally see. Some have been really positive and some have been really negative.
“People were going, ‘ Have you got Carling?’ No, we haven’t got a Carling, mate. ‘ Foster’s?’
No, we haven’t got Foster’s, sorry. ‘ Can I have San Miguel?’ No. ‘ What kind of bloody pub is this?’ It’s a bloody good one actually, p*** off somewhere else.”
Speaking at the Wiremill Lakeside Pub & Inn, Surrey, he went on: “Obviously the guys in the nightclub arena can’t open so there’s a different type of consumer keen to get out.”
The firm runs six fine dining hostelries across the south of England.
Mr Foster said he hoped a new campaign by Deliveroo would encourage the lager fans to eat at home.
THERE’S nowt more tedious than a beer snob.
You know the type. The sort of anorak who sits around boring their pals by trying to identify each of the 27 different hops in their pint.
Turning a fun night out into watching paint dry.
All the while judging others on their favourite tipples. Gastropub boss Tim Foster appears to be one such dullard.
He’s blasted people who enjoy a pint of cool, refreshing lager.
The miserable git has even told them “to p*** off somewhere else”.
Well maybe you should too, Tim. Right back up your own backside.