DON’S YOUR TOP TRUMP
Don’t lump on Biden
I SPENT ages arguing with the manager of my local camping store this week.
Turns out the news report I saw said we are entering a period of discontent, not discount tents.
It’s been all go for the circus tent pitched up at No10.
And it’s been clear for a while that with these clowns running the country it was all going to end in tiers.
Now with Boris Johnson’s new Covid- 19 rules we have tiers of a clown.
He’s certainly made the country a laughing stock.
New regional rules brought in are as clear as a Premier League VAR decision.
You can get on a packed train with strangers but can’t go for a quiet pint with a mate.
But there are crafty ways around the rules.
I’ve been invited to a boozy wedding for 100 guests this weekend.
Should be a long sesh. It’s on the 12.02pm from London to Edinburgh.
Gyms in areas placed in the highest tier have to be shut. So, every cloud. I was going to go to the gym myself this week but then I remembered I have a personality.
But those missing out on their sweaty workouts with dullards should take the advice of US President Donald Trump.
The Corona Miracle Man has suggested anyone who can’t get to the gym at the minute could inject themselves with Mr Muscle.
The Donald is so far behind in the polls, it reminds me of the night he won the Presidency.
Joe Biden is tipped for a landslide victory in next month’s election but you just never know what will happen next in American politics.
If you do fancy Donald Trump to pull off a more surprising victory than when he “defeated” Covid- 19 in days, he’s a juicy 7- 4 with Coral.