Boris, give us a land of milk and honey!

Well done Boris Johnson for telling the country to prepare for a no deal Brexit. Stick the flag out and Praise the Lord. Brussels have tried to have their cake for way too long. The time has now come to prepare for our future. A future that, because it is prophecy, will be very rewarding and akin to a land flowing with milk and honey. May the Lord richly bless the magnificent Boris Johnson. Geoffrey Brooking

Johnson plans to quit Brexit talks as EU stall on fish quotas. GOOD ON YER BOJO. DICK TURNIP

If we can’t deal with dinghies crossing the Channel we’ve got no f*** ing chance dealing with French trawlers. SCOUSE

Well the Tories blame game starts against EU. They are covering their incompetent stupidity at the expense of jobs and fairness. French fishermen is only the start. The national anthem should be Only The Lonely in self isolated Britain. Kenny Paisley

Why doesn’t the EU sign a legal document promising not to fish in British waters then renege on it a few months later, seems the in thing to do. MIKE

Even some Conservative MPS from the North West are opposed to Boris Johnson’s plans to put Greater Manchester and Lancashire into Tier 3 Lockdown. There should have been a 2- week National Lockdown, which is what most people were expecting. If Boris Johnson continues to treat people in the North as guinea pigs, he could lose many of the voters who switched to the Conservatives in last December’s General Election. Dave P, Stockport

Time to flush out the Covid spreading idiots that are making life a misery for the rest of us. Pubs throughout the UK should only be open from 8am to 5pm for food and drinks. Then they should all shut. Any that don’t comply should lose their licence. Universities should be under quarantine until 2021 and all non essential flights like holidays should be stopped. Only then will the virus spread be controlled. TLB

It seems that mayor andy burnham has a chip on his shoulder as big as jacksons cafe and he’s playing party politics. tim pittway in manchester

I wish politicians wouldn’t tell other politicians pol to stop playing in politics. judy b

Are ITV exempt for I’m a crap celebrity, over 500 plus idiots from england against law. ITV should be fined millions. Mofman

Hope they find the dog hating b***** d who’s spiking spikin hot cross buns with glass in a park for dogs to eat and feed him the same in prison. Geo, Durham

Here’s an idea if New Zealand can’t play England in football friendly. Get a team from the lower leagues to play. Let’s see just how good the seniors really are. Not as good I don’t think. Get it on. Tubby Tibshelf

Jodey Hopcroft, WELL DONE YOU ARE AMAZING. Doing a 49 mile London marathon because the App didn’t register half the miles, and you didnt want to let sponsors/ charity down. SPOTY? Would get my vote. You definitely went the extra mile. Hope your feet are feeling better. Ant

Brawny you are spot on but it’s not just the “Insider”, all the ITV racing experts are rubbish, most tipsters couldn’t tip corn and the Sky racing “experts” are a complete joke. Keep sticking that pin in. Alan from Donny

Who had a tin bath back in the day? Five of us in and out of one every Sunday night. Then we’d usually have sandwiches followed by jelly with carnation milk on top. Golden Oldie

my mate is getting divorced. He’s 6ft 9in, she is 4ft 4in. They’ve never seen eye to eye.