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IT’S a sight none of us wants to see – Donald Trump Jnr in bed – but this week the President’s firstborn released a bizarre video moaning that Instagram and Twitter are hiding his posts.
“I guess I did something to p** s off the Instagram gods. Hopefully, you’re seeing this stuff anyway,” he bleated just hours after accusing Twitter of “throttling” his posts.
There are quite a few people, not just Twitter and Instagram, who’d like to throttle Junior.
SERIAL sex pest James Cousins was spotted apparently up to his old tricks while sat in his truck on Louisiana State University’s campus in Baton Rouge.
The 72- year- old, left, appeared pe to be pleasing himself wh while watching a female student. den He was tracked down but denie denied touching himself and told po police that watching women was “the only thing he has left” in life.
RESEARCHERS from Indiana’s Purdue University believe they may have discovered how to make stronger planes and buildings – after running over a beetle.
Boffins drove a Toyota Camry over the insect, finding it indestructible. They discovered the aptly named diabolical ironclad beetle can withstand being crushed by forces 40,000 times its body weight and believe its unique jigsaw armour could now be used in engineering.
TWO men have been charged with performing an illegal gender reassignment op on a volunteer – and keeping the body parts in a freezer, possibly to eat later.
Bob Lee Allen, 53, and Thomas Evans Gates, 42, were arrested last week after going to visit their 28- year- old victim in hospital, police said.
“I can’t say it’s cult activity,” Leflore County Sheriff Rodney Derryberry said. “It is something that we have never run across.”
FLEEING from the police, , Stephanie Dowdy thought it best to ditch the drugs she had on her.
Sadly for the 33- year- old Louisianian, right, she threw a bag of methamphetamine out of her car window and straight at an officer.
Dowdy was charged with narnarcotics possession and obstruction of justice for trying to ditch the meth in West Monroe.
AND FINALLY...
FORGET Donald Trump versus Joe Biden, when it comes to disagreements my barman Richard and his wife’s mum win hands down. This week he told her: “You do know motherinlaw rearranged spells woman Hitler.”