Dinner has gone to pot
AS herbs go, I personally like sage with my chicken, but for three hikers in Yellowstone National Park it was another that got them into trouble.
As the trio was caught with a cooking pot and two chucks heading to cook them over a boiling spring, they told park officials the idea “was kind of a joint thing”.
Robert and Dallas Roberts, of West Valley City, Utah, were ordered to serve two days in jail and pay £ 410. Eric Romriell, of Idaho Falls, paid £ 950 in fines and fees.
All three have now Yellowstone for life. been weeded out of
WASHINGTON WA WW DC’S booze stores sto sold more champagne last las Saturday when Joe Biden was wa named President- elect compared com to the last two New Year’s Year Eves combined.
OREGON police responded to a hardware store armed robbery involving one of the most bizarre getaways they had ever seen.
The suspected gunman, Joseph Johnson, fled in a dark- coloured Mazda CX- 9 with a black settee strapped to the top.
Needless to say, cops didn’t have sofa to go catch the 34- year- old culprit as he had no Ikea how to escape the law.
BIG Pop’s Fresh Louisiana Seafood company is suing hunting retailer Bass Pro Shops alleging they did not buy enough alligator meat.
Restaurant bosses say their contract agreed 600,000 pounds would be bought but only 283,432 pounds was purchased.
Big Pop alleges it lost more than £ 57,000 because Bass Pro did not fulfil its contract.
MICHIGAN couple Kateri and Jay Schwandt, whose family attracted attention by growing to include 14 sons, welcomed their first daughter nearly three decades after the birth of their first child.
“This year has been memorable in so many ways, for so many reasons, but Maggie is the greatest gift we could ever imagine,” proud dad Jay said.
AUTHORITIES arrested Kimberly Ragsdale in Dallas, Georgia, after she allegedly tried to convince restaurant workers she was an FBI agent and should get free food.
AND FINALLY... LLY
MY barman Richard pushed his luck too far this week almost getting a whack for his cheek. After teasing a woman about having her jumper on inside out, she told him she’d slap him so hard Google wouldn’t be able to find him.