How do I get to Shag Harbour ?
The pronunciation of the long “a” in this Indonesian town gives it a rude sound.
Kissing: On your way to F*** ing in Austria, you might pass Germany’s Kissing, Petting and W** k Mountain.
Condom: So maybe stop off at this cheeky town in south- west France before you make the trip.
Bums and Ass: There’s a Bum in Afghanistan, Azerbaijan and Sierra Leone, while if it’s Ass you’re after, head to Ukraine.
Knobs: You can’t move for Knobs Down Under with Australia boasting Yorkeys Knob, Peculiar Knob, Six Mile Knob, Prominent Knob and Delicate Nobby. Tasmania has Misery Knob and a Pisspot Creek while only three people live in Victoria’s Tittybong.
Tit: Algeria has not one but two Tits – located art
Rectum: Right at the back of the Netherlands you’ll find this town. The country also boasts a village called Sexbierum.
Poop: You’d have to strain to see it but there’s a tiny village in Mexico’s southeastern Yucatan state called Poop. And if that’s not enough for you, how about a trip to visit Crap in Albania?
Dildo: Captain Cook is responsible for a lot of eyebrow- raising places in Canada, which he named when mapping Newfoundland in the 18th century. There’s Tickle Bay, Cuckolds Cove, Witless Bay, Blow Me Down ( where Cook’s men sailed through squalls), and Famish Gut and Pinchgut Point ( where they ran low on rations). He also named Dildo – although at the time it meant a cylindrical object or nonsense phrase.
Crotch Lake: Canada also boasts this body of water in Ontario and Shag Harbour in Nova Scotia.
Intercourse Island: You might think this naughty- sounding isle could only exist in Australia but there’s also a town called Intercourse in Pennsylvania, US.
Anus: There are six places in the world with this name and the Philippines has three Anuses. The others are found in France, Indonesia and Namibia.
Brest: Brest is best in south south- west France but it’s also found in Belarus on the border with Poland. You can stop off at the village of Pussy in the French Alps as well.
Dickshooter: The US has many hilarious- sounding towns from Dickshooter in Idaho, Pee Pee Township in Ohio, Hooker in Oklahoma and Bitter End in Tennessee.
Bastardo: And Italy doesn’t disappoint with Bastardo in Umbria, Bra in Piedmont and Buggerru in Sardinia.
And proving even serious statesmen find rude place names funny, a 2018 video showed politicians in Ghana erupting in laughter when an MP read out the saucy names of villages in his constituency. They included Kote ye Aboa which translates to Penis is a Fool, Shua ye Morbor ( Testicles are Sad) and Etwe nim Nyansa ( Vagina is Wise).