Marj flunks her science
NEW congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene is putting in a claim to be the most moronic politician of the year – and we are only in March.
Last week the bed-hopping Sandy Hook denier took it upon herself to place a sign outside her office mocking Democrat Marie Newman, whose office is across the hall.
Her crime, the politician, whose daughter is transgender, dared to hang a pride flag next to her door in protest over Greene’s opposition to an LGBTQ rights bill.
In response, the Republican posted a sign outside her door reading: “There are TWO genders: MALE & FEMALE. Trust The Science.”
Trust the science? This from a woman who believes Jewish space lasers caused California’s wildfires.
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ARKANSAS detectives didn’t need to play guess who when investigating a local shooting – the suspects were Stacy Abram, Stacy Abram, Stacy Abram and Stacy Abram.
The four men, three of whom have now been nabbed, all share the same name.
“It makes it quite a bit confusing,” said Todd Grooms, the chief investigator with the Crittenden County Sheriff’s Department.
Stacy Orlando Abram, 27, Stacy Shunta Abram, 31 and Stacy Abram Jr., 68, have all been charged. Police are still searching for Stacy Malcolm Abram.
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A FORMER Miami lawyer whose trousers caught fire during a 2017 arson trial has been charged with cocaine possession.
Stephen Gutierrez was pulled over last week when his “pants” again got him into trouble.
Police said after noticing a bulge in his pocket after a routine traffic stop they found a container with a bag of white powder inside.
As the officer inspected the substance, Gutierrez blurted out: “That’s cocaine,” according to the arrest report.
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LUCIA Declerck, the oldest resident of her New Jersey nursing home, tested positive for the virus on her 105th birthday, one day after her second vaccine shot.
Asked for her secret to defeating Covid she put it all down to gin-soaked golden raisins she has eaten each morning for most of her life.
“Fill a jar,” she explained. “Nine raisins a day after it sits for nine days.”
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AND FINALLY...
INTO March and its safe to safe my barman Richard’s 2021 diet has hit the buffers. Last week his wife looked at him and said: “Dieting? You just had three doughnuts.” He replied: “I wanted four. See, dieting.”