Jermaine is the man to replace MOTD Gary
Jermaine Jenas must be in line for presenting Match of the Day when Gary Lineker calls it a day. Tim Pittway in Manchester
OMG have you seen the kippers on the England football team when singing the National Anthem. Bundle of laughs aren’t they? TONI
About time ITV ditched the theme to their football programme – IT’S BLOODY ANNOYING. GREEN LANTERN
Best news this year ant & dec the pair of boring dated money grabbing sad sacks show finished, there as funny as a kick in the nuts. Tommy Cooper would leave them for dead, sorry Tommy forgot your not with us – you went “just like that”. Madd Scaff
what a sorry figure michael ball looks with that worn out beard appearance! Enough 2 depress everyone! Beryl
At 67 I always said If Rod Stewart can I can / still can. Rod / him of onetime full size garden Essex pitch and past Wembley appearance was tackled by his son / recently on crutches at 76. Like him ‘I kick a ball when needed.’ Rod ‘You kicked it well now a little old fashioned well that’s alright.’ Brian Linford Pontefract
i cant be the only one watch the churchill advert n thinkin am glad i dont have to clean up the bulldog’s skiddies. stocky shell
any other texters noticed wen on bbc brecky news wen doin web cam in house interviews everyone sat in front of giant bookcases crammed with books. do they actually read that lot or just go car bootin ter fill shelves up to make themselves look cleaver or do they just push the bookcase behind them to film an its actually a cardboard cutout? bazboy