Hunt the sausage
BORIS SWERVES A BIDEN ROW ...OR EVEN A TRADITIONAL PASTY AT BEACH BARBECUE
Hands, face... space Boris!
BORIS Johnson is dodging more beef with Joe Biden by not having bangers – or pasties – at tonight’s G7 barbecue.
The Prime Minister will woo world leaders with a Red Arrows fly-by at the informal beach bash in Carbis Bay, Cornwall.
Bozo and US President Biden have been rowing since the Government threatened to send Brit sausages to Northern Ireland without checks demanded by the EU.
A source said: “A barbecue to celebrate the best of British produce without sausages is a culinary crime.
“But it would have been a diplomatic disaster for Boris as it would have given world leaders plenty to titter about if he’d had to tuck into them with Biden.”
Elsewhere chef Graeme Parkhill drew up a menu of pasties, right, leaders might like, including Biden’s Bigun. The St Ives branch of
Pengenna Pasties has sold 65 to the president’s security staff and US marines. But instead of those at the barbie guests will scoff local delicacies, such as fish. Mr Biden is said to have slapped the PM with an official diplomatic rebuke for “inflaming” post-brexit tensions over exports. And Bozo will meet key EU players today as the dispute over Northern Ireland’s postbrexit trading deepened. He said the EU was taking an “excessively burdensome” approach amid growing fears of a “sausage war” and Downing Street refused to rule out action to ensure British bangers can reach NI. The PM’S official spokesman said: “We keep all options on the table.” Meanwhile, 500 members of Extinction Rebellion marched in St Ives demanding climate change action.