Ditch circus act and go home Jane says...

What you should do,

Matt, is go back to your wife and bewildered children, long-suffering then beg for forgiveness. did any of them do to What deserve this shower of shame? So you’ve always had university, the hots for the clever you’ve always fancied girl from Lollobrigida the pants off Gina (sorry Coladangelo).

Most grown-up people such flirtations in the past, but not you. leave Not only did you carry on with it, but you took with you. it into work I’m sure the fragrant cleverer Ms Coladangelo is super sexy and than God, but there’s a everything. time and a place for

Time and time again mistakes, but we’re urged to learn from you continually make a our habit of lurching from one Han-cock-up to another.

Perpetually PPE does not stand for Engorged, so when are Pants up and protecting you going the things to start growing It’s very you should really easy to snigger hold dear? at all the memes and that have circulated funny videos since this blew up, but your own family (and innocent victims in hers) are going to be by your hypocrisy and terribly damaged selfish actions.

From your ever-loyal walking wife Martha, who has around looking been pictured utterly shell-shocked, you reportedly woke to the kids who up to tell you were leaving classy! Frankly, Matt, home – your clowning around professionals at Zippos puts the Circus in the shade.

What so many people in this country will find that we’ve bent over unforgivable is backwards to follow law to keep ourselves every Covid rule and and others safe, but you career around like a horny saw fit to teenager at the local

Your behaviour spits in youth club. suffered the eye of everyone who has and is still suffering.

Please, if you’ve got an ounce of dignity in your bones, you’ll jettison

Gina, go to ground, build bridges with your family and think about how you could do better as a human being and a father in future.

Maybe you are so obsessed with Ms

Coladangelo that you believe a long and happy future awaits you.

Personally, I’m not so sure. Is this millionairess really going to leave her husband, kids and discount at

Oliver Bonas stores just laughed so she can be at in public with you?

Wash your No. hands, hide your face and put some space between you and her as soon as possible, you deluded individual…