Rubbing Harry’s balls gave us our big semi!
❑ I rubbed harry’s balls on saturdays front page & now I’m looking forward to a semi. BIG RED COL
❑ Your Sunday front page has to be one of the best of all time! Had me in stitches, the bbc papers didn’t read it out, what a surprise! Brilliant! Mooseman
❑ Wow what a thriller of a game. Early goals in the opening minutes of both 1st and 2nd half of the game and finally finishing 4-0. Harry with your boys strike hard at the kick off. Good luck on Wednesday. Farouk Crosshill
❑ keep the faith, top top man harry boy. EAST LONDON SPURS
❑ wow wow wow what a absolutely fantastic result all players were brilliant truly amazing magical stuff. carol hudds
❑ Get your flags out for the lads. Duffy
❑ are we English, so scared of wokes / pc brigade that nowhere can you buy a union flag or St George flag in the shops to support our national team in the euros. Shame. Kirky Hull
❑ Why don’t FIFA give refs directives to let play go on when players go down? The Italy v Belgium game was terrible for it, players feigning injury. Do what they do in Rugby league, let trainers on and let play go on around them, surely these overpaid players can manage that. Big Andy Wigan
❑ Football: Todays players are ruining this great game the least touch and they are rolling over as if they have been hit by a f ***** g bus. SCOUSE ❑ swiss goalkeeper man of the match for me. ken sheffield
❑ An Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman walk into a bar. This joke would normally include an Englishman. But he’s still at the 2020 Euros. LEO, LEEDS
❑ Italian soccer ace Flogatelli is 4 sale, very good at set pieces!
Asymmetrical
❑ what is all this rubbish football’s coming home? What does it actually mean? Has it been on a nice holiday? jellyhead
❑ A washing powder company want to use Jordan Pickford on their advert. However they can not think of a slogan. Can your readers think of a slogan for Jordan Pickford to use on a washing powder advert?
Keith Langley
❑ I’ve heard it all now someone moaning about the tennis cos they wanted the news. Have they no other channel 2 c that? All the channels on tv plus most have Sky. Wimbledon once a yr Euro’s once a yr or so. Some people just enjoy a gud moan millions enjoy footie and tennis. Ginny P
❑ We’ve just had a revolution re news / sports presenting / pundits all with DIVERSITY surprisingly well. With respect year after year it’s the SAME presenters and ageing tennis pro/ pundits at BBC WIMBLEDON. Let’s try others. Even cricket has moved on. It needs vibrant presenting and a revolution above sadly amiss as otherwise it’ll join Sports Personality Of The Year struggling in its cutting room overhaul / rejuvenation. Brian
❑ Sick of Sue Barker on BBC Question Of Sport & Wimbledon. Change the record. Popeye
❑ nasty side effects covid having with politicians. Known as long cohabiting, the urge for clandestine affairs of lust is reaching pandemic levels in parliamentary closets. All the excuses when they found out makes an hilarious talking point! Who will b caught next? Lily the pink
❑ today’s Sunday Star report made me laugh at the STUPIDITY of people who are paying up to £320,000 for a Garden shed in Dorset and Southern holiday resorts. For goodness sake it’s a painted garden shed no matter what you name it. Give me a 4 or 5 star hotel and you can keep your sheds for garden tools ect. Tod