Daily Star

There’s no clown shortage - Parliament is full of them

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❑ there’s no shortage of clowns Westminste­r’s full of them and the pm is the biggest one. mr coffee

❑ I love your funny front pages, they really brighten my day. But I have to take issue with today’s front page comments that we are short of clowns. How can this be I ask myself, when there is a whole parliament full of them!!! And then there’s the clowns that clog up the roads queueing for toilet rolls/turkeys/fuel etc etc. The list is endless. Nuala Wedge

❑ so boris nd his muppets say the army will be delivering petrol only to essential ‘forecourts’! Translated that means their worksheets will simply say destinatio­n ~ london, south east and cheshire!!! Rollocks to the serfs! robtin

❑ How gullible are some people in this country? A story is spread that there is going to be a shortage of something and they rush off like lemmings, panic buy and create a shortage. There is one thing we will never be short of, clowns you find them queuing for something that is reported to be in short supply! Thank

God I live in N.E England where most people have more sense than to believe all the scare stories on shortages. Alan in Teesdale

❑ DVLA issuing HGV drivers with provisiona­l licences in 5 days. Will they have “L” plates to warn the rest of us? Kit Leeds

❑ What a coincidenc­e that the energy supply is rocketing in price in the UK, a portion of the energy we use comes from the EU mainly France and is connected to the brexit deal over fishing rights. If the UK continues trying to backtrack on the fishing rights deal signed by Boris Johnson, we could lose a percentage of our energy leading to blackouts. Mr. C. Ellesmere Port

❑ Mooseman ur right. Bring back the Nooseman. Guitarman

❑ Greville Franklin: I’m not a melt, labour doomed under Starmer when head of Crown Prosecutio­ns he let more criminals off by not prosecutin­g than any other head of it has. Stockton jeff

❑ Keir Starmer’s suggestion that “The next James Bond should be female” proves that Labour are the Party of Woke. The woke mob have already ruined Doctor Who, they must not be allowed to do the same to James Bond. Dave Pinfold

❑ starmers view on female James Bond was just a personal opinion but you have to make a story of it !!!! Time you started doing the same with Johnson who is destroying this country very quickly, time for people to get their heads out of their back sides before it’s too late. Kev Rotherham

❑ Boris johnson people are waking up to your constant lies: woeful in the pandemic, on fuel, tax rises, gas/electricit­y rises and immigratio­n. paul scunthorpe

❑ So geronimo didn’t have tb. Sack the defra people who said he had . Al paca

❑ Rob: fireworks on 5th Nov may b tradition but it used 2 b one night. Now it goes on b4 and after the 5th. Think of wildlife, pets & young children who get frightened. GINNY P ❑ I’d love to get my hands on one of those ‘unbreakabl­e’ mobiles. They used to say the same about Tonka toys, but they didn’t last long when I got my hands on them back in the day! Teddie Pye ❑ Sunday Daily Star report made me laugh p17, Compo Wellies at £695. Once again the Dip Stick Brigade are fleeced by the rip off fashion brigade so called experts. I wonder how much my old Coal Mine wellies would now be worth to these too much money to squander idiots, they wouldn’t have been in a big hurry to put pit wellies on. Tod ❑ wot is this havin a bun of hair on ur head wiv these footballer­s and fancy hairstyles? K. phillips 4 leeds has 2 b the worse. Winkle ❑ The three lions on England badge are leopards. Mr coffee

 ?? ?? Glad to hear they’re making sequal to Jungle Cruise with Emily Blunt. Pic please. Little Jimmy
Glad to hear they’re making sequal to Jungle Cruise with Emily Blunt. Pic please. Little Jimmy
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