TRUESHAN’S TRUE ROCKET

A Star-tip Enterprise

WHAT is E.T. short for? He has little legs.

I wonder if William Shatner came across any little green men on his short trip into space?

I must say there was a hell of a lot of build up to the launch and it ended with just a few minutes of action. Sounds like the story of my love-life. I heard they told TV’S Captain Kirk if his seat belt didn’t work during the trip then he needed to Klingon.

I’ve always loved Shatner. I made a fool of myself when I met him at my first Star Trek convention as I was dressed as Chewbacca. It was a Wookie mistake.

And my girlfriend made a right mess of the place after spitting out her Captain Kirk latte. All I said was William Shatner coffee.

I once tried to get into the VIP area of another Star Trek convention disguised as the chief medical officer of the USS

Enterprise. But the bouncer threw me out as he didn’t believe I was the real Mccoy.

I’m going to the next one with an extra ear taped on my forehead. So I will have a left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.

Shatner took the space flight thanks to Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos.

Bezos has previously been up to space in his rocket, which was described as just a giant d**k flying through the sky.

Oh, and the rocket was penis-shaped as well.

On his journey Bezos was forced to stay inside a small metal room and p*** in a tube. Now he knows what it feels like to work in one of his warehouses.

Back on Earth there is some out of the world horse racing action at Champions Day at Ascot today.

Take off with a winner with a bet on TRUESHAN in the first race: Victor – 6-4