House alert to Iva pleas
MORE details over how the Trumps viewed White House staff as their own servants. Former press secretary Stephanie Grisham’s new book, I’ll Take Your Questions Now, details how Donald Trump’s diva daughter Ivanka believed employees were there for her. “She obviously had a Google alert set for her name and would go to (the press secretary) Sean Spicer whenever a story about her popped up that she didn’t like, which was most of them, expecting us to push back,” Grisham writes. One story Ivanka wanted killing was about how, while at £32,000-a-year private school, she flashed a hot dog seller from the window of her building. It would have been a lot worse if it had been her dad.
A SCHOOL football player in northern Michigan broke records for most goals in a game, but not everyone is cheering.
Benzie Central’s Kevin Hubbell scored 16 goals against Kingsley in the first half alone.
The wipeout saw the game abandoned at half-time as it was so one-sided.
“To go after a personal record like that at the cost of another team’s dignity was a little uncalled for,” Kingsley coach Tim Vanwingerden said. “Soccer is not the right place for that. Soccer is a gentleman’s sport.”
NEW Yorker Elizabeth Russett is suing Kellogg’s for £3.5million, claiming the strawberry filling in their Pop-tarts has very few actual berries.
Tony the Tiger is being pursued over claims he is misleading buyers about what’s in the sugary breakfast pastry.
Russett believes Kellogg’s is pulling a ruse, and the breakfast bar mainly comprises other fruits such as pears and apples, failing to provide the nutritional benefit they should.
SCIENTISTS from the University of Maryland have made a steak knife from wood that is 23 times harder and three times sharper than stainless-steel blades.
STAFFING at Michigan State University has become so short even the professors are being asked to help out in the dining halls.
AND FINALLY...
MY barman Richard was on hand last week to console one of the locals whose wife just him left for another man. After saying Pat told him he felt all that lies ahead is a miserable, lonely life, Richard came back with: “And while he’s doing that, you’ll be here with friends every night.”