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Piers was so right about lying actress

- OZZY, LONDON

❑ All those people who moaned about Piers Morgan calling little miss none sparkle a liar should apologise to him now she has admitted fibbing in court. How many more lies come out of their mouths? Stockton jeff

❑ Very peculiar that Pinocchio no sparkle is finally being caught out as a liar. How much more has she lied about? I hope the damages/compensati­on that has been paid to her is returned to the people she accused. Piers Morgan lost his job because of her because he could see right through her. What about the accusation­s against the Royal Family ? I only hope that people can see her for what she really is, a Z lister actress. Shame on you. Watch this space. Betty Boo.

❑ It’s a real shame the shy pair moved to America. It should have been outer Mongolia, or the moon, or deep space. Any place, just so long as I never have to see them or hear about them ever again. Stefan Badham.

❑ PATIENT. “Doctor Doctor I keep suffering from projectile vomiting” DOCTOR. “How often does this happen”? PATIENT, “Every time I see the ginger whinger &wife in the papers.” W Taylor

❑ There are lots of different versions of what really happened to drive a couple to seek privacy in a city where celebritie­s are abundant. Will her husband now have to revise his book to tell the truth or will he make it up as he goes along like his wife has? I hope when he is older their son will treat them the same as they have treated their families. Christine Steadman Widnes

❑ To Tod: What if no one voted? So all parties got no votes, that would **** ‘em up! CHARLTON GARRY

❑ So our prize muppet needed 2b told 3 times 2 keep mask on during hospital visit. So much 4 leading by example. Yet again do as we say, not as we do with this gov. ANGST

❑ my daughter tammie who has worked in care home 17years lost her job today for not wanting covid jab. she’s worked all the way through when this government were sending patients there from hospital with staff not having proper protective clothing and even up to this day she’s been asked to cover shifts for staff with jab have been off with covid and has been allowed to work all way through without jab. the manager doesn’t want to lose her and most of all the residents who love her do not understand it all and it will be there loss. she was devoted to the job she has more care in her than this government will ever have. foxie.

❑ hard shoulders on motorways should only be in an emergency. Muppets that think there safe are delusional. Dave Mac Cornwall

❑ What cobblers Mr musk look ask any low paid worker if u could earn a million pounds a year would u mind paying 40 per cent tax they would bite ur hand off 4 that opportunit­y but greedy billionair­es want 2 pay no tax. Anon

❑ A parcel addressed to the England Cricket team had to be left with a neighbour this morning... Everyone was out! PUBLUNCH

❑ Re Billy Kelly. At first it seem a good idea for Text Maniacs to have our own party. Maybe John Challenger as prime minister? then “oh no” that won’t do he may start talking sense and seems to care for ppl? We cant have that sort of thing in parliament? And cld u risk having me as Chancellor of the Ex. I have a bet every day! what wld happen to yr money? Then cld it be possible Tod cld change his mind? and vote for us in? Then u have to ask who wld vote for the “Anons” when we don’t know who they all are? You see Billy its not as easy you made it sound but a nice try. See u in the lobby. Bazboy

❑ Glad to hear your still with us, Lily The Pink. And good luck with your new toyboy! Get texting girl!

 ?? Al, Swansea ?? ■ Could you show a photo of Welsh lovely Eve Myles?
Al, Swansea ■ Could you show a photo of Welsh lovely Eve Myles?

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