When celebs do not see stars!

COMEDIAN Billy Connolly, left, admits he only lasts seven seconds in the sack! Yesterday we revealed the 78-year-old Scot’s shortcomings in the bedroom, potentially disappointing sexologist wife Pamela Stephenson.

But there are plenty of stars who have allegedly fallen short when it comes to nookie as uncovers…

ELVIS

PRESLEY:

It’s been alleged that, along with other women, Hollywood actress Natalie Wood wasn’t wowed by the King, middle left, as a sexual mover, saying: “‘He’s all hands and no action.”

JACK WHITEHALL: The 33-year-old comedian, who has dated the likes of Eternals star Gemma Chan, admitted: “I am very unadventurous in the bedroom. People go, ‘Ooh, Jack what do you like in the bedroom?’ Just quick and quiet. Like I’m hiding from the Nazis. Sex with me is like arriving late at the theatre and trying to find your seat.”

SYLVESTER STALLONE:

Actress Brigitte Nielsen, who was married to the film action hero in the 1980s, didn’t pull any punches when she described the Rambo star’s bedroom moves saying: “He was like a rabbit.”

SOPHIE MONK: The Love Island Australia host, 41, once admitted to being “very awkward” between the sheets, adding: “I’m probably bad in bed actually. I think I am a dud honestly.”

KATY PERRY:

When randy Russell Brand, left, was married to the singer he admitted finding their love life boring: “I’d be having sex thinking, ‘Think of anyone, anyone else.’”

CRISTIANO RONALDO: The Man Utd ace’s former girlfriend Nereida Gallardo wasn’t always impressed, once saying: “During our time together he got turned on more by looking at himself in the mirror than at me.”

CHRIS TARRANT: After splitting with wife Ingrid, she said the former Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? star was a “clumsy, naïve and selfish lover” and even that he reeked of fish in bed.

JOEY ESSEX:

TOWIE’S Sam

Faiers, top right, said of her co-star that “he just seemed quite inexperienced and it wasn’t amazing. I want more from a man in bed”.

MADONNA: It’s said the singer’s extreme exercise regime led to a poor sex life between her and hubby Guy Ritchie before their split in 2008. He reportedly told friends when they did make love it was like “cuddling up to a piece of gristle”.

HUGH HEFNER: The widow of the Playboy tycoon, Crystal Harris, inset with the star, said sex with him took “two seconds”, while former lover and I’m A Celeb star Kendra Wilkinson claimed romps with Hugh lasted “at about a minute. I pulled away and it was done, it was like a job. Clock in, clock out”. ANGELINA JOLIE: After his marriage to the Tomb Raider star actor Billy Bob Thornton, top left, said: “Sometimes with the model, the actress or the sexiest person in the world, it may be like f***ing the

couch.”

GARY LINEKER:

The Match Of The Day host, bottom left, said he’s not really into sex. The 60-year-old, who has been married twice in the past, admitted: “I’m not sure I’m asexual, but I just genuinely can’t be arsed now.”