Willy jibe left me feeling a plonker
MY girlfriend constantly complains my manhood is not big enough for her.
My “inadequate” anatomy is a regular source of hilarity and conversation – inside the bedroom and out of it. She discusses our sex life with friends.
Often, we’re down the local pub and she bends her little finger shouting: “Here comes Mr Chipolata” or “Dig out your magnifying glasses folks”.
Her pals join with crude comments about extra small underpants and mice-sized condoms.
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I laugh along because I’ve got broad shoulders and don’t wish to be viewed as a diva or killjoy.
But I’m only human and the barbs do hurt. And I really don’t like the way she encourages the crowd to slag me off. Where is the loyalty or the respect in that?
She and I have been together a few years and our sex life is good.
I know exactly what I look like “down there” and believe that what I lack in girth and length I make up for in energy and imagination.
I certainly never leave her high and dry. And when I hear her pals complaining about lazy boyfriends who never make them scream, then I know she has nothing to complain about. Just
recently things have taken a particularly nasty turn. She’s openly hostile and nasty towards me for all sorts of reasons.
The other day I treated her to an expensive cashmere sweater, and she threw it back in my face saying that it was horrible. She demanded the receipt so that she could have the cash instead.
So, my money seems to be OK, just not me… Is she bored of me or seeing someone else?
Do you think this relationship might have run out of steam?
JANE SAYS: She sounds like a seriously nasty individual.
Despite being together for
years, she thinks it’s acceptable to humiliate and hurt you in public and private.
As you quite rightly ask, where is the loyalty or even the gratitude? You’re clearly a decent, tolerant person, but everyone has their limit.
If she doesn’t respect you or care for your reputation or feelings, then is she a force for good in your life? I really don’t think she is…
From what I’m hearing she’s an entitled loudmouth who plays to the crowd and thinks it’s clever to embarrass the person closest to her. Not clever. Look her in
the eye and ask if she likes or loves you.
Does she see her future in your arms or is she already halfway out the door with someone “better”?
Front her up and leave her in no doubt that you’ve had enough of her rudeness, and bad behaviour.
Warn her that you will not take any more of her pathetic grandstanding. If she no longer wishes to be with you, then she’s free to go.
You cannot allow her to bring you down or make you doubt yourself as you’re 10 times the person she is.