Daily Star

It’s time for shy bloke to do his duty

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❑ The Duke of Sussex has never come across as the sharpest tool in the toolbox when I’ve seen him larking around on US chat shows, but the Duchess of Sussex is an incredibly intelligen­t woman. Let’s hope she carefully explains to her husband the huge change that the Coronation brings to the lives of his father, his elder brother, plus his sister-in-law and their children. Their lives will forever be dominated by their duty to this country as King and his immediate heirs; Let’s hope the Duke of Sussex gives his total support to them all, and to the royal institutio­n and country that he takes his own title from. John Bull

❑ the dysfunctio­nal and markle families, would have been ideal contestant­s on the jerry springer show. Long live the king! Ann

❑ Are some of these bosses mad offering bribes to return to the office. What is this country coming to go back to the office it’s part of your job. Having dogs in the office what about the smell and if the dogs need the toilet. GET BACK NO BRIBES REQUIRED. Petermac

❑ To Paul, it’s OK for you to like sharks but I’m afraid to open the DStar. LAURENCE

❑ wot a fantastic idea, black sabbath ballet by birmingham royal ballet. Just a shame the boys can’t b back together 2 do it live with them. BUT bad news, up himself corden on his way back (chuckle). Bantaman

❑ To Mad Vlad Putin, on this day 1945 Joseph Goebbles commtted suicide in a bunker, have you built yourself a bunker? ANONA - A - MOUSE

❑ now that rangers have forgotten who they should be, they’ve handed celtic the scottish cup on a plate! Celtic will b having a sumptious banquet on 3rd of june. we’d b better off with natasha raskin sharp & alan davies in defence! C u jimmy dumfries

❑ my local opticians are only doing “contactles­s” payments. tony worksop

❑ CHRIS PHILP Minister for policing in front of a select committee facing problemati­c Met police questions. ALL present they would have benefited with Mayor SADIQ KHAN present permitted or not. The London murder rate in his reign has been higher than in New York. Knife crime was up 30% some years despite the 9.5% increase in the levy he charged council tax payers. He just seems under the radar on a 4 year term paid 155k pa! Brian Linford Pontefract

❑ When are Londoners going to vote that Sadiq Khan out of his destructiv­e role as mayor of London. The man is wrecking the local economy with his ULEZ barmy charges for shoppers so they are staying away. He khan’t see further than end of his hooter. G-MAN

❑ Age 76. DWP state pension added £20 approx from April. Have a small annuity worked for paying tax etc over 20 years. HMRC just taken £15 back. So now £5 a week better off! Yippee. KIT LEEDS

❑ Sometimes I wonder about the annoying people who put junk advertisin­g material in my mailbox despite a clear ‘No Advertisin­g Material’ sign but when they put material in the still remaining mailbox at a neighbouri­ng property where the house had been knocked down recently my opinion was confirmed. They must be robots, blind or told to ignore signs. Sorry to a number of companies, in this case your catalogues are going to sit there wet and rotting unlike mine that I threw in the bin unread. Dennis Fitzgerald

❑ I went into this tailors and asked if they had a suit to fit me. Tailor said if we have, somebody’s getting the sack. pete the blade

 ?? ?? ■ Can we get a picture of Brooke Vincent in the paper? Craig
■ Can we get a picture of Brooke Vincent in the paper? Craig

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