Don skews the picture
DESPITE being ordered to pay his victim $5million in damages, sex abuser Donald Trump has been spending his money elsewhere last week. The businessman has begun his 2024 election campaign by paying for an ad on Facebook in a bid to attract voters. Trump used dystopian images to paint a dire picture of a US in “decline” under president Joe Biden.
D’oh.Just a slight problem – two of the key images used in the ad were from his time in office.
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PENNSYLVANIAN Chloe Stein has just graduated from the University of Stupidity with honours and now faces a possible jail term.
The 23-year-old is alleged to have concocted an elaborate hoax, lying that she was pulled over and abducted by police – all to cover up the fact that she would not be graduating from college.
For the previous 18 months, Stein had fooled her family that she was still attending Penn State Greater Allegheny, but her fake horror story came crashing down as her family looked forward to seeing her in a cap and gown.
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MAINE’S Danielle MacKinnon claims she can communicate with animals in the afterlife and uses that energy to help others receive “messages”.
She’s clearly trying to lift spirits.
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A MUM took to TikTok to reveal she was “snack shamed” by her three-year-old’s teacher.
Megan shared the “passive-aggressive” note written on her son’s food.
“I sent my son to school with Pringles,” she began, “which is a very age-appropriate snack for a three-year-old.”
She showed a photo of the empty container with a message saying: “Please help us make healthy choices at school.” Ouch.
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FACT: 2% of Americans – some 6.6million people – believe the world is flat.
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NEW York City’s first coffee shop run by a robot barista will soon open, but already trouble is brewing.
Brandon Kennely, a barista who works nearby, said: “It’s definitely taking away jobs. That’s not good.”
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THERE are some brutal nicknames down at Norman’s dog park, but the best has to be for Dalmatian owner Tony. As he’s only 5ft 4in, one of the guys nicknamed him Shetland. Shetland Tony. I had to laugh.