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At last there’s a probe into higher prices

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❑ The government are starting an enquiry into why the prices of everything are so high. Better late than never, I suppose. At least they’ve given the trough dwellers time to fill their boots and offshore bank accounts. Alan in Teesdale

❑ Its all over for the tories theyre down to the two policies theyve had from the eighties bullying people on benefits and playing to the racists with as many barges as it takes statements. how can sensible people keep voting them when thats all theyve got left? their times up. anon

❑ Conservati­ves say they have no money for anyone yet there putting illegal migrants on barges when liar Rishi Sunak says they wil be swiftly be removed from country. Roll on 2024 to get these Tory nutters out on there back sides. Ged Teesside

❑ What a costly theatrical performanc­e there was over Zelenskyy’s visit to Chequers. Sunak is playing a dangerous game involving the UK in yet another fine foreign mess. HELENA HANDCART

❑ Tod, Couldn’t agree more, However if you are ruling out voting for LIARS then we must also include the Labour Party in that SHAMEFUL group, they too couldn’t tell the truth if it was tattoo’d on their brows. Dave from Northumber­land

❑ Wouldn’t it be a good idea for corporal punishment to be reintroduc­ed into schools to sort out some of these little scumbags that seem to be taking over. Maybe a good caning or belting would calm them down. J Fox

❑ RICKY GERVAIS tackling ‘a muscle bound bully’ at his gym time consumingl­y on two machines at once deters many women like his partner Jayne. They can SOMETIMES be selfish believing 3 sets is good so 6 must be better. Try ‘guys why is a long distance runner thin and a sprinter muscular / defined?’ It’s intensity that builds muscle. No disrespect they love training however they want but guys hogging a machine isn’t polite. Brian Linford Pontefract

❑ Coffee is the latest popular staple that could be hit by shortages in the coming years. Many of us can’t function without our morning pick me up. Dave Pinfold, Stockport

❑ Have you noticed that in the last few years KING CHARLES has become a dead ringer for the actor that played the main government minister in the 1971 film A Clockwork Orange Anthony Sharp? Richard from Swansea

❑ there is a lot to be said for growing old. when you are young you run into problems when you get older problems run into you. just wish the joints would work like they used to. John challenger

❑ that USA fry up in sundays paper looks like theres a toad on the plate. Julie Liverpool

❑ Not again – AI technology to kill off Nessie. Does that mean the Scots will no longer put out milk for wild haggis? LAURENCE

❑ For pinching a calendar from our local store the thief got a twelve months prison sentence. Stewart & Geoff, Tursdale, Co Durham

❑ I don’t know where the eco warrior got the idea for leaves as toilet paper but when I was a boy dock leaves weren’t just for nettle stings. Duffy

❑ I suppose I could answer Patzi but the daft auld fart thought I was referring to the elderly in general K-R-R-RI-S-T-E I’m 76. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK !!! B Taylor

❑ looking at the shapes of the clouds, I wonder if they look down and think “that ones in the shape of…”. The Nige Pompey

❑ Note to editor: Thank you for PLANET EXTRA. Loved it and still working on some of it. ANON ESSEX

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Karl,
Hull
Megan Thee Stallion – what a woman... Pic please? Karl, Hull

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