TAK­ING NAMES

AC­TION HE­ROES RANKED BY THE OUTLANDISHNESS OF THEIR MONIKER

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1 BUCKAROO BAN­ZAI PETER WELLER IN THE AD­VEN­TURES OF BUCKAROOM BAN­ZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DI­MEN­SION SOUNDS LIKE: A JA­PANESE BOARD GAME IS AC­TU­ALLY: A DI­MEN­SION-JUMP­ING AD­VEN­TURER/ROCK STAR/SUR­GEON 2 LEE CHRIST­MAS JA­SON STATHAM IN THE EX­PEND­ABLES SOUNDS LIKE: A FRENCHNATIVITY PLAY IS AC­TU­ALLY: A STAB-HAPPY HARD-NUT 3 STACKER PENTECOST IDRIS ELBA IN PA­CIFIC RIM SOUNDS LIKE: THE AS­SIS­TANT MAN­AGER OF A HOLY SU­PER­MAR­KET IS AC­TU­ALLY: AN APOC­A­LYPSE-CAN­CELLING SHOUTY MAN 4 GERRY LANE BRAD PITT IN WORLD WAR Z SOUNDS LIKE: A PLACE IN DORSET IS AC­TU­ALLY: A GLO­BE­TROT­TING ZOM­BIE-SLAYER 5 JOHN WICK KEANU REEVES IN JOHN WICK SOUNDS LIKE: A DIY STORE IS AC­TU­ALLY: THE WORLD’S GREAT­EST AS­SAS­SIN

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