JESSICA CHASTAIN
MUFFIN GIRL
“When I was in high school I had to get up at four o’clock in the morning to work for a muffin company. We would show up at the plant to pick up this huge basket and cooler filled with orange juice, and then I would go into office buildings and carry this thing, yelling, ‘Muffins! Muffins!’ All the guys would call me the muffin girl and I just found it embarrassing. Muffin girl. Too many jokes! It was terrible.”