THREE MASH-UPS WE DON’T NEED

Frozen: Covenant Now that the Alien Queen is technically a Disney princess, we face the alarming prospect of her facing off against the new jewels in Disney’s crown: Anna and Elsa. The songs might not be much cop, but the thought of a snow-alien emerging from Olaf’s chest is guaranteed to keep you awake for days.

Kingsman: The Seven Dwarves Matthew Vaughn’s latest sees Colin Firth and Taron Egerton up to their swanky specs in trouble as the Kingsmen find themselves stranded in a magical forest, with naught to help them but seven vertically challenged agents. Warning: contains racy business between Eggsy and Grumpy.

Mickey vs Rupert This is it. The clash of the titans. The battle royale. The giant dust-up. In the red corner: Mickey Mouse, owner and proprietor of Walt Disney Pictures. In the blue corner: Rupert Murdoch, former head of 20th Century Fox. Whoever wins — somebody makes a lot of money.