PORGS UNLEASHED

The Last Jedi — what’s with the invasive species? Sure, Porgs are cute. But so are Tribbles. Scotland’s Northern Lighthouse Board would never allow one of their ships to pick up an infestation the way Chewbacca does on the Millennium Falcon. What’s going to happen when they pitch up at a compatible planet? It’ll be an ecological disaster of the first order! RUTH LEWIS, VIA EMAIL

Hopefully Episode X will be about a Jawa animal-control officer trying to catch it with a net.