Brothers with arms
Chris and Liam Hemsworth are set to star in an action comedy together — but how will it compare to other brawling bro-powered blockbusters?
RANDY AND DENNIS QUAID
THE LONG RIDERS (1980) The Quaids play Stetson-sportin’ wrong’uns Clell and Ed Miller. Their shared screentime takes a blow early on, when Ed (Dennis) shoots a bystander mid-heist, and Clell (Randy) tells him, “You may be family... but I ain’t sidin’ with you.” Cue tense Christmasses at the Miller house.
ACTION-PACKEDNESS: 9/10 BROTHERLY LOVE: 4/10
EDDIE AND CHARLIE MURPHY
HARLEM NIGHTS (1989) Quick (Eddie Murphy) runs wild through ’30s New York, boozing, philandering and shooting his acquaintances’ toes off. Older brother Charlie plays his henchman — always on hand to seal foes inside an airless bank vault. What else are big bros for?
ACTION-PACKEDNESS: 7/10 BROTHERLY LOVE: 8/10
SEAN AND CHRIS PENN
AT CLOSE RANGE (1986) The Penn boys play the dodgy progeny of Christopher Walken’s backwater thief, Brad Whitewood. He pushes tough parenting to its limits when he, erm, shoots his son Tommy (Chris) in the face, forcing loyal brother Brad Jr (Sean) to seek an Oedipal revenge.
ACTION-PACKEDNESS: 6/10 BROTHERLY LOVE: 9/10
SHAWN AND MARLON WAYANS
WHITE CHICKS (2004) Taking up the comedic crossdressing baton from Nuns On The Run, the Wayans play Fbiagent siblings who impersonate Caucasian heiresses for reasons best described as “tenuous”. Razzie-nominated brotherly hi-jinx ensues.
ACTION-PACKEDNESS: 3/10 BROTHERLY LOVE: 7/10
EMILIO ESTEVEZ AND CHARLIE SHEEN
YOUNG GUNS (1988) They don’t play actual brothers here, but the Sheen lads still squabble like siblings throughout this ’80s Western. Shit gets real when Dick Brewer (Charlie) calls Billy The Kid (Emilio) a “little rodent” at gunpoint. Poor fraternal form all round.
ACTION-PACKEDNESS: 8/10 BROTHERLY LOVE: 2/10
LIAM AND CHRIS HEMSWORTH
UNTITLED LIAM & CHRIS HEMSWORTH PROJECT (TBC) Details on the forthcoming double-hemsworth actioner are scant. Whatever it is, let’s hope they’ve also found a role for oldest brother Luke, or the next Hemsworth family Zoom will be mighty awkward.
ACTION-PACKEDNESS: TBC BROTHERLY LOVE: TBC