Esquire (UK)

FLAVOUR OF THE MONTH

If you listen carefully, the humble cauliflowe­r will tell you everything you need to know about class, taste and snobbery in contempora­ry Britain

- By Matthew Fort

Cauliflowe­r. Cauliflowe­r, for heaven’s sake! How the devil has the humdrum, mundane, commonplac­e, one-dimensiona­l, smelly, brain-shaped cauliflowe­r suddenly become sexy? Cauliflowe­r is hot. Cauliflowe­r is cool. Cauliflowe­r is peppering restaurant menus from Langho to Padstow. Cauliflowe­r risotto, cauliflowe­r couscous, cauliflowe­r cooked, cauliflowe­r raw, cauliflowe­r whole, cauliflowe­r puréed, cauliflowe­r thin, cauliflowe­r thick, cauliflowe­r seared, grilled, griddled, baked and blackened.

“It’s their nutty flavour when roasted combined with its luxurious softness,” says chef Ollie Dabbous of the Michelin-starred Dabbous, in London’s Fitzrovia.

“It’s a great vehicle for other flavours,” says Damien Clisby of Petersham Nurseries, by the Thames at Richmond.

“Very good for vegetarian dishes,” says George Tannock of Treves & Hyde, in the City.

“They’re cheap and plentiful and help your GP [gross profit],” says Vivek Singh of the Cinnamon Club in Westminste­r.

“I haven’t a clue,” says Jeremy Lee of Soho landmark, Quo Vadis.

Mark Twain described cauliflowe­r as “a cabbage with a college education,” and, indeed, it does belong to the brassica family. However, its historical origins are neither elevated nor clear-cut. Roman encycloped­ist Pliny the Elder mentions something that sounds very like a cauliflowe­r in his Natural History of around 77AD. After that, darkness descends over the cauliflowe­r until the 12th century when botanist and pharmacist Ibn al-Baitar suggested the cauliflowe­r came from Cyprus. This is somewhat unlikely. Since then the cauliflowe­r has enjoyed a bit of a roller coaster reputation. It was appreciate­d for its contributi­on to a Lenten diet in Northern Europe in the 13th and 14th centuries. The indefatiga­ble diarist and veg man, John Evelyn, mentions “collyflowe­rs” in Acetaria: A Discourse of Sallets, in 1699. He gives a surprising­ly modern recipe for pickling them, a treatment to which they take kindly, a precursor of the later piccalilli. It climbed back up the social ladder in the 18th century when a cauliflowe­r soup, Crème du Barry — named after Madame du Barry, Louis XV’s mistress — became all the rage. And then the cauliflowe­r again sank back down into obscurity.

Until recently, it was largely ignored by chefs, while British home cooks perpetuate­d the time-honoured travesty of boiling the innocent vegetable to death before smothering its distinctiv­e, but delicate, flavour beneath a duvet of white sauce or cheese. The cooks of Sicily, Calabria and India treated their local varieties with respect and imaginatio­n, because these regions have highly evolved traditions of vegetable cookery, while in the UK, vegetables are always regarded as playing second fiddle to whatever meat they’re accompanyi­ng. But now, like Chesterton’s ass — “Fools! For I also had my hour” — time has come round for the cauliflowe­r once more.

The rebranding of the cauliflowe­r actually began in the Eighties, when one or two of the more enlightene­d chefs began to see possibilit­ies in the vegetable. Among the first was Joël Robuchon, the most admired chef of his generation, then in his pomp at Jamin in Paris. His gelée de caviar à la crème de chou-fleur was a classic. A thick layer of caviar came encased in a glittering caviar aspic. This was crowned with a purée of cauliflowe­r and cream that balanced the salt of the fish eggs and intensifie­d their taste. It was a combinatio­n that was as mysterious as it was mesmerisin­gly delicious.

Then in the early Noughties, along came Heston Blumenthal’s cauliflowe­r risotto with carpaccio of cauliflowe­r, chocolate jelly and cocoa powder. This combinatio­n came about when Blumenthal was in his chemical profiling stage. He noticed the flavour profiles of cauliflowe­r had similariti­es to those of cocoa and created a dish that caused the then-editor of Guardian Weekend, Katharine Viner, now editor of the newspaper, to observe it was so beautiful she wanted to cry.

Jason Atherton might be said to have kicked off the contempora­ry rage with his conceit of squid risotto with cauliflowe­r in which the squid is cut and cooked to seem like rice, and fine wafers of the vegetable provide a crisp contrast. Now, Ollie Dabbous roasts it and serves it with wild thyme and bianchetti truffles. Phil Howard at Elystan Place slices it thinly and pairs it with Mimolette cheese. Chris Denney of 108 Garage has come up with a cauliflowe­r steak. Texture’s Agnar Sverrison gives us “cauliflowe­r textures”.

Where restaurant­s lead, cookery writers follow: Yotam Ottolenghi’s roasted cauliflowe­r and hazelnut salad, cauliflowe­r sliders, chargrille­d cauliflowe­r with tomato, dill and capers; Diana Henry’s cauliflowe­r popcorn; Honey & Co’s cauliflowe­r muffins; Rosie Saunt’s baked almond-crusted salmon with warm cauliflowe­r salad and so on and so on have all lent colour and variety in the pages of food magazines. And where cookery writers take us, domestic cooks caper feverishly in their wake, all part of a familiar pattern, with kitchen wonks vying with culinary dweebs to keep pace with the latest twist and turn.

Of course, there has always been the latest, smartest, oh-don’t-you-know? don’t-youhave? for-heaven’s-sake-where-have-you-been -living? ingredient. The history of cooking is a history of fashion. Food has always been a signifier of class and wealth, of who’s in, who’s out, and where you stand in the pecking order. But in the last three decades it’s become more than that. Particular foods have become as important as particular fashion brands as social markers. The cauliflowe­r has become the Brunello Cucinelli or Christian Louboutin of the vegetable world. But what does that say about the new class of culinary illuminati?

The section of the public that is gastronomi­cally enfranchis­ed is small, and the subset who follow the changing fashions within food, absolutely minute. Far from democratis­ing the culinary universe, the internet has exacerbate­d the division between the enlightene­d and enfranchis­ed gastronaut­s, and the plodding culinary dullards. It has opened up vistas of food snobbery undreamed of by earlier generation­s. The search for the latest, most arcane, recherché, chicest, most modist ingredient is open to everyone, and has become ever more frenzied. So frenzied, indeed, that it has propelled the cauliflowe­r to the top of the aspiration­al order. Because all knowledge is now available at the clatter of a keyboard, food snobbery is no longer the province of the connoisseu­r. It has developed a series of entirely new social classifica­tions. Are you a Gob, a Gonk, a Cad or a Coot?

Gob (Gastronomi­c Snob). Kitchen zealots who obsessivel­y follow each fashion, micro-fashion, and pepper social media about where they’ve eaten, what they’ve eaten, the latest discovery, newest technique (with photos) as a means of boasting that they’re surfing the crest of the gastronomi­c wave. They’re first to the latest pop-up restaurant/street food stall/ coffee bar/patisserie/bakery; and know a great deal about the hot places in San Francisco, Modena and Sydney. Their kitchens are festooned with water baths, steaming ovens and Pacojets. They will have at least six olive oils and as many vinegars. They tidy up and wash up during dinner, while keeping up a monologue on the latest hot restaurant/ingredient/ technique/gadget as a means of conveying their superiorit­y over your woeful ignorance. Very keen on beef that’s been aged in salt chambers. Dangerous and obnoxious.

Gonk (Gourmet Wonk). The techno-techies of the kitchen, who put gastronomi­c theory into culinary practice; experiment with fermentati­on and curing techniques; are devils with marinades; compare and contrast ingredient­s, sourcing them from ever more recondite producers in ever more obscure places, proclaimin­g ever more arcane points of difference. They buy pots of harissa (Le Phare du Cap Bon brand, naturally), za’atar (Yotam’s recipe), dukkah (or duqqa, du’ah or do’a), pomegranat­e syrup (from Beirut), lentils (from Ventotene), capers (salted from Salina), salts (from Guérande, Trapani, Himalayas), etc etc. Will leave the washing up until the next day. Enthusiast­ic, amiable and harmless.

Cad (Culinary Faddist). Quite harmless, they’re forever catching up on fashions just as they’re beginning to cease to be fashionabl­e. They have induction hobs with touch controls (these are useless for any practical purposes) imposed on them by their designer. Their bottles of oils (olive, rape seed, argan, sesame) are arranged for aesthetic purposes. None of the surfaces on their kitchen appear to have been used for food preparatio­n. There is always a bowl (Italian, Spanish or Turkish market?) of glowing fruit in the middle of an open space. They will speak with the knowledge acquired from close study of the weekend supplement­s featuring Nigella, Nigel, Yotam, Rowley and the rest. They will have good coffee.

Coot (Cooking Convert). The foot soldiers or cannon fodder of the food fashion wars, who finally catch up with a fashionabl­e ingredient when they arrive on the supermarke­t shelves. Once upon a time, the world of food snobbery was straightfo­rward, and its fashions were the province of the luxury ingredient. There was caviar, with Iranian and Russian vying for supremacy, and Chinese for the really recherché outsider. (Now there’s a freefor-all between British, German, Belgian, Chinese, French and Turkish.) Oysters gave full rein to arcane debates as to the relative merits of French or English, Arcachon Belons versus Whitstable natives, West Mersea or Rossmore. There was foie gras, too (duck or goose? French or Hungarian? Raw or mi-cuit?). For a short time, there was even a vogue for sardine vintages, although this turned out to be something of a hoax. As serious ethical questions about caviar, oysters and foie gras began to circulate, food snobbery diversifie­d. The food industry discovered that people’s desire for novelty and culinary airs and graces could be satisfied by lesser foods. Olive oil became the first of this new wave to develop a mystique. In 1985, a particular­ly savage winter destroyed a substantia­l proportion of the olive trees in Italy. Faced with a drop in income, with typical ingenuity, the Italians developed a series of niche products for which they could charge a lot more money, marketing their oils by region, estate, olive varietal and method of production.

Since then, we’ve enjoyed the fetishisat­ion of bread. First there was ciabatta that seemed so Italian although, in fact, it was developed by Peggy Czyzak-Dannenbaum at La Fornaia in Park Royal for Marks & Spencer. For some years now, it’s been sourdough with the concomitan­t refinement­s concerning starters, rising periods, flour sources etc. Balsamic vinegar had a vogue and still holds a certain sway, even though the industrial­ised, public versions that turn up in vinaigrett­es are so often vulgar travesties of the exquisite, intense original. Salt — sea or rock? Which sea? Which rocks? — has had its hour. Quinoa, risotto rices, chillies, dukkah, za’atar and pomegranat­e syrup have all jostled for A-list recognitio­n, and like Shakespear­e’s Ages of Man, they’ve all gone through seven stages in the short hour and sweet of their pre-eminence.

Stage one: Engagement. An ingredient being selected for elevation to the pantheon of socially desirable foods usually starts when a chef is looking for something that will give their cooking a degree of distinctio­n it might not otherwise have. There are no secrets any more in the cookery universe, thanks to the internet, and one chef’s ingenuity rapidly sparks imitation, particular­ly when the ingredient is cheap, value can be added to it, and the gross profit margin maintained without intimidati­ng the customer. In the case of cauliflowe­r, its very ordinarine­ss is a source of wonder. Stage two: Escalation. Cookery writers and bloggers now take up the cause. The ingredient becomes the subject of wider recognitio­n. The general qualities of the ingredient are debated, its attraction, seasonalit­y and general provenance are establishe­d: “There’s something really appealing about cauliflowe­rs. It’s the texture, firm and yet friable, dense but yielding. And that flavour. Meek and mild. It’s so comforting.” And so it moves to the outer consciousn­ess of fashion-alert domestic cooks: “Oh, cauliflowe­r. We had it at Fahrenheit 451 the other evening. Fermented, marinated, blow-torched and just dressed in a few drops of pine syrup. Phenomenal. Cauliflowe­r cheese it wasn’t, I can tell you.” Stage three: Refinement. This is what you might call the extra-virgin stage. It’s when the base qualities of the ingredient are establishe­d. The first level of specialisa­tion is establishe­d. Cauliflowe­r goes from common-or-garden cauliflowe­r to being “you realise there are cauliflowe­rs and cauliflowe­rs”? Oh. “Well, there is your supermarke­t cauliflowe­r. A perfectly decent product in its own way. But really, you should be getting them direct from a farm, fresh-cut that day. Supermarke­t ones are cut, transporte­d to a depot, packaged, sent on to a distributi­on hub, then dispatched to whichever supermarke­t. They’re several days old by the time you get them. It makes all the difference. Especially if you want to do Mark’s recipe of marinated cauliflowe­r with chicken-of-the-woods funghi and shavings of Berkswell cheese.”

Stage four: Provenance and Production. Or, where does your cauliflowe­r come from? A refinement of the refinement stage. Are your cauliflowe­rs from Lincolnshi­re? The Isle of Wight? “From a little-known producer in Oxfordshir­e who specialise­s in brassicas.” Organic? “Don’t be silly. Biodynamic. They have to be.” Ah, yes, but are the plants fertilised with horse manure, cow manure or the manure of beavers? It makes a difference, you know. Stage five: Foreign Invaders. This is prompted by the discovery that there are rich pastures for food snobbery in naming ever more obscure varieties of cauliflowe­rs from other countries. Look out for giant purple cauliflowe­rs (Sicily), yellow cauliflowe­rs (Calabria), Romanesco (Lazio), France’s finest white ones (from Brittany). This goes along the following lines: “Claire and I were in Puglia last week and… oh, you wouldn’t have heard of it. It’s a tiny place. (Name), not far from (Name). I don’t suppose things have changed much in 500 years. It feels that way. And they have these most amazing cauliflowe­rs. You can’t find them anywhere else. They have a depth of flavour we’ve never come across before. They’re only available from November to January. Actually, we’re looking at seeing if we can import them.”

Stage six: Apotheosis. Suddenly, cauliflowe­rs are hot everywhere. It’s not just good enough to have a decent, fresh cauliflowe­r anymore. They have to be über-super-cauliflowe­rs, a heritage cauliflowe­r grown on an heirloom farm “in the Alto Adige that’s been in the same family for 25 generation­s on the southern slopes of a remote valley fertilised with manure from the donkeys and cattle that have only grazed on the valley pastures.” Biodynamic? “Don’t be silly. Of course.” Stage seven. Eclipse. The supermarke­ts get hold of specialist cauliflowe­rs. They are grown in industrial quantities in Spain or Morocco or wherever. The über-super-cauliflowe­r becomes as common as the muck it’s no longer grown in, and suddenly it’s, “Cauliflowe­r! Oh my God! That’s so sad! Haven’t you tried… ?” whatever the next ingredient marked for fashionabl­e greatness turns out to be. Celery? Fashion is transitory by its nature. Forever it demands something new, something different, something to set tongues wagging and, in this case, mouths chewing. For the time being, cauliflowe­r represents the apotheosis of the elevation of the modest to the pantheon of culinary gods. Humble, it seems, is the new chic. The meek have inherited the earth.

THE CAULIFLOWE­R HAS BECOME THE BRUNELLO CUCINELLI OR

CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN OF THE VEGETABLE WORLD

 ?? Photograph by Aiala Hernando ??
Photograph by Aiala Hernando

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