CRASH LANDING

A man discovered in the Ajogodo River in Sapele, Delta State, Nigeria claimed to be a wizard flying from Benin airport to the UK. He said: “I was flying in with what is known in the physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ my expensive private jet in the coven realm. It crashed me into this bridge, when the fuel in it finished. My members will be here tonight to refuel it for me, so I can continue my journey to the UK.” naij.com, 27 Oct 2016.