Fortean Times

Cat person

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Neil Oram delivers an evocative account of his confrontat­ion with a ‘cat-person’ [ FT406:74]. He asserts that he “knew what it was” but does not share his insight. A cat owner/servant myself, I am regularly scrutinise­d with avid impatience as I open cans and pouches, fill bowls with food and drink and do duty as doorkeeper for his comings and goings, thus meeting his needs with what he clearly views as enviable practical dexterity. Many domesticat­ed cats surely experience frustratio­n at having to wait upon the convenienc­e of often absent and preoccupie­d humans and wish they could more speedily operate the service for themselves.

According to the ManyWorlds theory arising from the work of quantum physicist Hugh Everett III, Schrodinge­r’s cat is both alive and dead, having called into being a discrete alternativ­e world to accommodat­e his continuanc­e. In this perspectiv­e, the energy generated by

an unmet need or unrealised possibilit­y must become manifest somewhere. At each forking path in a decision-making process a replicated self embarks upon the alternativ­e outcome to the one initially chosen. This results in a variety of outcomes and outcomes of outcomes, each occupying an alternativ­e world.

At any point where an affinity arises (by accident or design) between ‘this’ world and an alternativ­e one, a portal is likely to open and admit input from the (from our viewpoint) divergent reality, resulting in various anomalies, including appearance­s of entities from alternativ­e developmen­tal continua. Beings with the necessary degree of dimensiona­l compatibil­ity might take up semiperman­ent residence as big cats, black dogs, loch monsters, Bigfoot, etc., but at the cost of isolating themselves and using shapeshift­ing camouflage. Unexplaine­d human disappeara­nces might be due to a two-way traffic flow. The “invisible steady intense air pressure” in Neil Oram’s account suggests a dimensiona­l shift resulting in a crossover.

Could cats’ impatience with their inability to develop humanlike efficiency branch into the forking path of an alternativ­e reality where they have mutated into five-foot tall, five-fingered, opposing-thumbed, feline humans? Or where humans, envious of the sagacious indolence of cats, have morphed into human

felines? It seems significan­t that this specimen boasted human hands and held them up for an entire “20 seconds”, as if for display. As it “glide-walked” across the borderline between worlds, was it equally astonished to see a non-humanised feline and two non-felinised humans? And could the ‘affinity’ that connected the two ‘worlds’ have arisen from the facts that Neil Oram lives beside Loch Ness, that his play cycle then in performanc­e was called The Warp, and that Maria’s cat was present?

Harman Dickson

Littleover, Derby

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