THE ‘YER DA’ AWARD FOR COMMITMENT TO DAD-ONSON PRANKS

Fast Show regular, Competitive Dad – who’d repeatedly thrash his kids at cricket, tennis and even weightlifting – has finally come to life in the form of former Liverpool, Spurs and Ireland man Robbie Keane, as his new favourite game since leaving LA Galaxy seems to be publicly pranking his six-year old son, Robert. First a video emerged of Keano plundering a strike into a backyard net beyond the unlucky infant, then getting all up in his grill to celebrate. Later on, Keane Senior films himself tricking the lad with the classic ‘look into this bottle of water and then get squirted in the face’ trick, howling with laughter at his wet face. Cruel, but character-building.