BEST BENNY HILL TRIBUTE ACT

If you thought Enner Valencia’s season – mostly spent on loan at Everton – has been uneventful, you would be wrong. In the 82nd minute of Ecuador’s World Cup qualifier against Chile in Quito, Valencia hit the deck complaining of altitude sickness. As he was carted off on the back of a medical buggy receiving oxygen, police officers started to chase him around the perimeter of the stadium in slapstick fashion. It transpired Valencia had been involved in a dispute over child maintenance payments. Although the arrest warrant was later revoked, that wasn’t enough to stop everyone whistling