HE SAID WHAT?!

Managers, players and chairmen have come out with press conference gems down the years – but who said what?

`Juventus bought the eferee, of that there is no shadow of a doubt'

“It’s true, I underwent a hair transplant. I think the results are pretty cool, don’t you?”

"We have to show desire, hunger and a lot of times I used the word 'horny' to my players"

“[We play] a kind of orgy football. The other team know they’re going to get it. But they don’t know from who or where”

"Some eggs are more expensive than others and some will give yohen better omelettes. When the class one eggs are not available you have a problem"

“[Jose Mourinho] can do or say whatever he wants. In this room he is the f**king chief, the f**king boss”

“Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there’d still be complaints about crap hot dogs”

“Martin O’neill makes me look like Mother Theresa”

“I want you to write stories and see who can make up the best ones. When I get tired of them, I’ll let you know where I’ll go”

“Veron is a f**king great player, youse are all f**king idiots”