HERO TO ZERO
Ben Woodburn After belting in Wales’ winning goal at home to Austria, the starlet was praised by David Hasselhoff on Twitter.
Frickley Athletic The use of Pokemon Go-style tech in their programme enables fans to watch match highlights via an app.
Nike The Vapor Flyknit Ultra boots are a throwback to FFT’S youth. If only we had a spare £210.
Wayne Rooney A drink-driving charge following a night out ruined the forward’s fresh start at Everton.
FIFA They wouldn’t agree to ratify Adrien Silva’s switch from Sporting to Leicester after the transfer deadline was missed by 14 seconds.
David Silva’s hair FFT can’t get used to the Man City man’s new ‘Pep Guardiola’ haircut this season – bring back the lovely flowing locks, David.