Programme collector Miles Mc clagan opens his Three Lions archive to reveal the cars, cricketers and koalas that graced the page over the years
What a load of Pollocks Nothing says England vs Cameroon quite like a modern art mash-up of an 8-bit computer game. Probably.
Gary’s golden boot The closest an England player has come to winning something since ’66, Lineker showed off his trophy.
Capping it all off “Peter, it’s your last England game, we’ve got this idea for the cover...”
Bulldog spirit We’ve scoured the FIFA rulebook and nowhere does it say you can’t play with a cartoon bulldog. Fact.
Two out of three ain’t bad When England take on Scotland, you’d expect roses, thistles and bagpipes to feature prominently.
“Where are you looking, mate?” Paul Walsh and Gordon Cowans like visiting koalas, Down Under.
Club shop special As long as you go nowhere near an open fire, these are bang on.
All light on the night Show this to an alien and they’d be able to tell it’s from the mid-90s...
“It’s my ball, I’m going home...” Ex-england cricketer David Gower flogging paint brushes. Us neither.
Car or coach, lads? Why pick on Glenn? Presumably the whole squad would prefer a Saab.