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He looks like Willem Dafoe in The Lighthouse just now

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this month-old infant. “Wit ye uptae? How’ve ye been?”

I was playing with the new wee dug in the living room, a wee bit of tug of war and play fighting, and I looked over to see my dug standing in the doorway, a look on his face like he’d just suffered the greatest betrayal of his life. Like he’d just walked in on me signing a deal with someone to take him away to get put down. He looked me up and down and then disappeare­d silently back up the stair. He desperatel­y needs a haircut just now and he looks a bit unhinged because of it, like Willem Dafoe in The Lighthouse or Tom Hanks towards the end of Castaway, only adding to the melancholy aura surroundin­g him.

I had visions of him and this new dug becoming best pals in lockdown but sadly it’s not to be. He doesn’t seem to hate her, it’s more like intense indifferen­ce. Avoiding eye contact with her, running away when she tries to sniff him, leaving the room when she enters. Laughing at them has been a nice distractio­n from simply sitting on my phone and watching the world implode.

I’ve been getting progressiv­ely more worried about what’s been happening in the world right now. I remember saying to my pal, about three weeks ago: “See in a month’s time, we’ll be sitting here going ‘Here, mind that coronaviru­s carry on?’” Now, three weeks later, we’re all in lockdown because of it. The number one thing I’d recommend for you all to do for your own sanity is to try to limit your time scrolling through Facebook. People are sharing fake, made-up nonsense 24/7 just now and I think it’s making us all more anxious than we need to be. It’s frying our brains.

One thing most of us do have now is time. It’s a strange and uncertain world we’re living in but we can make the most of it and eke out some kind of positives.

I’m sure there’s plenty of budding writers out there who see this as the perfect time to get that novel they’ve been thinking about writing for years started. There’ll be loads of people with loads of different creative endeavours they’ve been meaning to try. Now’s the time to give them a go.

Don’t stress yourself out about it though. Just do what makes you happy at the minute, have a laugh and stay safe. Don’t feel guilty about doing hee haw. We’ve got another three weeks of this at least and we can all get through it. I’ve finally kicked my addiction to the game Football Manager (just about) and my next project is to try to make these dugs become best pals.

 ??  ?? Will Chris’s dugs become quarantine friends?
Will Chris’s dugs become quarantine friends?
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