Chart of lust

This week, who we LOVE, want to TWEET, and, yes, even actually BE

1. NEW IN CHABUDDY G

Breakthrough star of the new series of the immaculate People Just Do Nothing ( BBC3). His romantic travails, and his hair product, move us.

4. UP FRANK OCEAN

Because new album Blond is extraordinary; and because, somewhere, there’s a 140- hour video of him building a spiral staircase. ( It’s art. Something to do with heaven.)

6. NEW IN SIMONE BILES

The US Olympian – the one with the gold medal and the exceptional thighs – had a right good time at the VMAS, if her Twitter feed is anything to go by.

8. NEW IN AZUKI THE INSTAGRAM HEDGEHOG

If this were the Chart of Cuteness, Azuki eating apple off a pink plastic spoon would be in with a bullet at one, but it’s not, so… ( Azuki likes: naps, massages, baths.)

2. UP STEWART LEE

The comedian has a newish book out and there are publicity shots of him all over town, reminding us how much we have loved him ( lots), and for how long ( ages).

7. UP ALISON BRIE

Of Mad Men, Community, and now a Netflix Original comedy called GLOW – Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling – which is about women wrestlers in the 1980s, and sounds pure ace.

9. NON-NON MOVER NAOMIN CAMPBELL

In latex bunny ears for Paper per magazine because they suit her so very well. If we were her, we’d wear little else.

3. UP JENNA COLEMAN

‘ Too pretty to play Victoria’ ( Sundays, 9pm, ITV), according to Twitter, which has got to be some of the most desirable trolling on record.

5. UP MELANIE C

All abdominals and integrity in a new photo shoot for thelovemagazine.co.uk (two of our fave personal traits).

10. DOWN YOUNG NEW YORKERS

Having less sex than previous generations according to new research, which suggests nearly a third of 18 to 24-year- old Nycers didn’t have sex at all in 2014. NOT ONCE!