Chart of lust

This week, who we LOVE, want to TWEET, and, yes, eventually BE

THE HOTH SANTA A FEUDFE

Paul Mason n has been Toronto’s Yorkdale orkdale mall’s hot fashion Santaanta for two years. Nowow he’s been replaced withith (literal) new model Adam Martin (left). Hott Santa v Hot Santa hell is s breaking o out; we’re… … excited.

HALLE BERRY

Leading the way in a brand- new category of sartorial accomplishment that we only jus just identified. We call it: shopping for Christmas - tree chic.

PRINCESS MARGARET T

Who, it was recen recently revealed, killed o off the tradition of the debutante ‘coming out’ season season, explaining: ‘ We h had to end it! Every ta tart in London was getting in.’

JARED LETO

Never let it be said this man fears a strong look. On which, a Gucci kimono, loafers and shades for the red carpet of the British Fashion Awards.

LORD SUMPTION

Breakout star of the Supreme Court Brexit hearing, whom we honour for the habitual sternness of his pose, and the fierceness eness of his ties.es.

ED BALLS

Recurring COL darling, who this week secured the admiration of Simon Cowell ( admittedly, as a point of reference in Cowell’s greater end- game of slagging off Will Young, but still…)

STEPHEN HAWKING

Emailed Ant and Dec to say he thought the joke they made at his expense on I’m A Celeb – for which they got muchissimo Twitter grief – was funny. Nice move, that. Stylish.

LIAM NEESONN

Voiced an Amnesty ad calling for the legalisation of abortion in Ireland, is now enduring anti- abortion trolling. Liam: we salute you (/fancy you, but that’s another story).

MARAWA THE AMAZING

Self- styled ‘worldconquering hula hoop master’; has her own majorettes/ athleisure range. Everything we’ve ever hoped to achieve, then.

STEPH PRATT FROM MADE IN CHELSEA

Put forth the following logic (with ref to her fling with a tall, younger man): ‘Everyone I’ve ever dated has been my height, so I assumed he was older.’ Yup. That’s how age works.