CHART OF LUST
WHO we’re loving and living for this week
NON- MOVER MEGHAN MARKLE
Don’t matter how you look at it, it’s gonna be her year. And, if you’ll allow us to be shallow for a petite moment: her pretty, pretty face being plastered everywhere = a good thing.
4. UP OFFRED
Series 2 of A Handmaid’s Tale is incoming, which means more of Offred’s subtle yet wild rebellion in a raspberry cape. Nolite te bastardes carborundorum. Under his eye.
NEW IN
VANESSA WHITE Of The Saturdays, for this look, which is pre- Christmas, but will cut it into this new year. We like to call it ‘semi-accidental bra’ when we do it, which is often. oftften.
NON- MOVER OPRAH
With golden studded brows in the film adaptation of A Wrinkle In Time. She should transfer this look into real life, no? UP
JESSICA JONES
Belligerent, alcoholic, reluctant superheroine, addled by demons, loves a biker jacket and a boot. Would remind us of us, if lusting were a super power ( it’s not). Back, finally, in a second Netflix series. 6. UP
YARA SHAHIDI
Co-star of TV’S Black-ish, soon to be main event of its spin-off Grown-ish; starting her degree at Harvard (with a letter of recommendation from Michelle Obama) in 2018. 9. NEW IN
TOFF & MORGAN JNR
Rumours of a romance between Georgia Toffolo, Jungle Queen, and Spencer ‘son of Piers’ Morgan, grow. They’ll be relieved to know they have our backing. 3. NON- MOVER
IDRIS
Presumably still in the running to be the next James Bond. More imminently, there’s
Molly’s Game and a new series of Luther later this year, so more of IE popping his collar in an intimidating fashion. 7. NON- MOVER
HUGH JACKMAN
Who we interviewed for The Greatest Showman, found delightful (despite us trying to see if we could chip away at the innate sweetness, for some reason). NON- MOVER
JAMES NORTON
As he appears in new BBC drama Mcmafia; with special ref to the interplay of his ginger hair against his tux.